Investing with Penguin (comic)

Day 1,517, 19:58 • Published in Canada Canada • by Lord Penguin

By popular request, I turned my last article into a comic,a non funny comic. I also reposed my old article below.









For some reason this pannel got cut off, TI is $8000 or total investments















Here is the re-post of my last article.

Greetings, as you may have heard, I am offering people investment opportunities, and having tested the waters for a while, I’m re-calibrating the methods I use.

As it stands, I am paying 125% on a two week investment which is stressful because I can’t miss one single day, and even then you will lose a bit of reserve.

So I am switching to a different method, all current investors have a choice if they want to switch into the new system. If they choose not to, their money will still be counted as part of the whole.

This is how Penguin Inc. will work from now on, and I will compare it to the old way

Old Way
You give me $10,000
I give you $12,500 in 14 days.

The new way

You give me $10,000 (or however much you want)
You will be given a percentage of my profits, based on the percent that your initial investment takes, every week, until you are repaid the final amount.

For example:
Bob: $20,000
You: $10,000
Mr. Money bags: $100,000
Weekly profits (not actual profits): $10,000

So who has what share?

Total investments are $130,000

MMB gets 76.9% of the profits so he gets $7690 then take 25% of that ($1922.50), and that is your interest, and that is not used to reduce your principle, while we take $5767.5 off your investment.

Bob gets 15.3% of the profits so bob gets $1530 then take 25% of that ($382.50) and that is your interest, and that is not used to reduce your principle, while we take $1147.5 off your investment.

You get 7.6% of the profits so you get $760 then take 25% of that ($190), and that is your interest, and that is not used to reduce your principle, while we take $570 off your investment.

With this system, I can use ALL of the investment to expand my business, and not have to worry since you’re taking a cut of the profits, and you will ALWAYS get repaid, with zero risk, its win win!

Reporting to you

I will, every Sunday, release a report of my weekly earnings, and the
investment sheet, show who I owe, and how much they got this week.