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On my trip across Asia, I decided to visit North Korea. After zillion requests for visa, I finally got one and went to explore unknown. When I arrived to the airport of Pyongyang, 8 korean soldiers were already waiting for me.
One of them come near me and asked me: “Are you journalist Leshinari?”
I was shocked why would they ask for me. After couple of seconds I sai😛 “Yes, but w....”
“You are going with us. Glory Leader orders you to interview Glory Leader.”
There was not much I could tell or do, I heard stories of people who did something wrong in Korea.
I simply sai😛 “It will be my pleasure” and went with them to meet Glory Leader.
I was very nervous, but as soon as I entered big room where Glory Leader was waiting I calmed down. Happy and smiled face was sitting in front of me. After friendly shaking with one the greatest man in New World, I started my job:



How did you find out about eRepublik?
-What is erepublik?

What did you feel when you joined your country and saw that foreigners are ruling and exploiting it?
-When Kim for little boy, Kim first see dirty china man out palace in pyongyan. He so revolt Kim was for being sick, from day on Kim feel no but OUTRAGE in dirty infidel and know always for duty to execute.

Do you have plans in becoming president?
-I Glory leader, president for nice title who no power. Kim have many power no need for President. Kim do like nice title, maybe for one day when Kim bored Kim be president.

You ordered murder of yours country enemy Kirill Nowakovski. Will you use this method to get rid of all your political enemies?
-Who say for to just politics? If you for being enemy of Kim, you are dying. If you friend for Kim you enemy dying, If you for to OUTRAGE Kim you dying painful also.

Do you have any plans on attacking Japan?
-It Kim duty as glory leader for fulfill for duty as Kim Jong-Zilla, when china is destruct also secret moon layer builded Kim execute for Japan.

There are rumors in Serbia that North Korea is planing to attack them as soon as you conquer some Russian, Indonesian and Ukraine territories. Do they really have to live in fear from Glory leader?
-All live fear from Glory leader! More for people spreading rumor to Kim!

From your point of view, who is the most important person in New World?
-Every person is hating china, Kim is destroy china. Kim is answer for to no one so Kim is most impotent. Zammules also is impotent for have many loyal follow.

Zammuelism is becoming more and more powerful every day. Are you afraid that you will lose on your popularity because of this?
-Kim for zammuel is good friend, he smite for to Kim enemy and Kim is support. Kim is love by all.




Who is Kim Jong-un?
-Kim Jong-un is bastard child for Kim, he so laze about house... Kim try for make glory leader but is still for being pushover. When Kim tire of rule lil Kim may be for rule. Becos Kim is living forever, I have for to see son die.

Is North Korea building nuclear weapons and will you use them on your enemys?
-OUTRAGE! Kim not for make WMD! Paper is lie, I not missile test, is only for accident from gas leak. Not for country worry, no need for raise defense.




How do you spend your free time?
-Kim all work for no play. Kim never have enjoy is all time serve to people. Glory leader is duty for to kill infidel also make certain people is follow rule for to own good.

What do you think about gay population in New World?
-Kim think no problem with gay so long as is for paying gay tax also is report for 5 hour daily labor.

What is your message to citizens of Croatia who are now in hard situation?
-Walk it off

That was all I could do. I gave my best as there was no time to prepare for this interview. While I was leaving the room, Glory Leader told me to let the world know about him more. And this is what I'm doing.

Sir Leshinari
Party President of Rainbow Soldiers


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