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What's the fastest thing in Northern Alberta? The Police Car

What's the second fastest thing? Rylde running away from it.

Aha you fail drunks don't run.

Rylde and I are in a car. Who is driving?

The cops.

I heard prisoners say a rape from Rylde barely hurts at all. Plus he is down to reach around! MT 🙂

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

*pities Rylde for his time spent in a 8' x 10' cell from his 6' x 8' cubicle...*

When a beggar asked Rylde, "Do you have a quarter for a sandwhich?" he said "Let's see the sandwhich."

Rylde looks really good in orange.

Rylde's brain is so small they could put it in the bellybutton of a Barbie doll and still have room left over for three Raisinettes and a list of his accomplishments.

Course it still hurts Woods...I Bite.

Thats awesome Octo. I'd send you a prize but your bloody rich anyways. My retort is you should've been a blowjob.

Hey Max you get the prize of having my pity for that one.

@Atoms
There Blue in Alberta.

Alastar pretend you didn't just write that and then be objective and rate that piece of crap as if you've just read it for the first time.

mulligan shot-

After a week in the slammer, Rylde was moved to the maximum insecurity wing.

Learn how to spell Rylde - eCanana. I'd say you're one of those lesser mentalities. Ride the short bus much?

Lol asshole, you never said you'd discriminate against rich ppls. 😛 hehe

Rylde, I don't know how much year old you are but I would say most probably not older than 12 years old.

I don't play to eRepublik to insult people or get insulted. You can disagree with me but stay polite please.

This type of comment are really unnecessary and just prove your immaturity.

"When the apocalypse hits we won't have to worry about Quebec. It will fall into the ocean.

Its gods equivelant to drowning rats in a barrel."

Max, that's his whole schtick and, even as small as it is, I'm pretty sure exposing it to minors is a parole violation.

Max, Ryle is like 27ish I think judging by his RL pics. 😛

Ya Rylde, there must be a nicer way to say it.

You are so ugly, when you go to the beach, the tide won't come in.

Sure maher I'll get right on being polite. No problem buddy.

"I don't play to eRepublik" to listen to idiots try to type legible english.

There's no nice way to drown a rat is there. I admit Quebec wouldn't be so bad if they weren't french and spoke english.

I wonder George if I could use that skill to my advantage

Asperger syndrome or Asperger's syndrome (pronounced /ˈæspərɡərz/) is an autism spectrum disorder that is characterized by significant difficulties in social interaction, along with restricted and repetitive patterns of behavior and interests. It differs from other autism spectrum disorders by its relative preservation of linguistic and cognitive development. Although not required for diagnosis, physical clumsiness and atypical use of language are frequently reported.

What he said

GK - "atypical use of language are frequently reported" ...wow, it's like the psychologists wrote that with eRep in mind. The disorder makes good excuse for all of us Rylde-types logging in each day, grinding through article comments on the way to top eCan bad-ass.

Rylde likes to drop the soap in the shower....

Rylde is a Goof (yes i remember lesson #1)

😁I believe we have a winner.😁
Although ... I guess you all remember the paralympics metaphor.

Rylde escaped from prison after being in for a year. On his way home he decided to break into a house. There, he found a young couple in bed. He tied the guy to a chair and the woman to the bed. Climbing on top of the woman, he kissed her on the neck, then got up, and went to the bathroom.

While Rylde was gone, the husband told his wife: "Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison, and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you!"

To which the wife responded, "I am glad you think that way. Sure, he has not seen a woman in years, but he was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too...!"

Old, but a classic. Anyway, it's good to have you back and see you posting, Rylde!

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lol 🙂

I am glad to see Rylde posting again. No doubt he will also contribute to Canada's success on the battlefield as well. Rylde does not know the meaning of fear. (Then again, Rylde doesn't know the meaning of most words.)

Welcome back, Rylde.

Citizen B

Its true about them word thingies.

Yeah Dycey but your right it is a classic. By the way hows your rack doing these days.

It just occurred to me, Rylde wants us to insult him but he also enjoys when people say nasty things about him. I think perhaps given that, the best way to offend him would be to say something like:

Rylde, you are a gentleman and a scholar. Your kindness and charity extends far beyond the scope of eRepublik as I have heard that you recently opened a charity center that gives cake to orphans. If there were two of you,the world would be a better place.