I once lived in a Quality 7 House
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by Releasethe Krakken
In the backyard I kept my pet woolly mammoth. Pete!
Pete used to live in the house the QUALITY 7 HOUSE that Plato build just for me and nobody else!. So suck on that!
Kattiaa my woolly mammoth caretaker could not house train Pete im sorry.
And a mammoth turd (thinks about rusty) takes a long time to clean up and get outta ur house.
You aint gonna have the joy of a quality 7 house he just build one for me none for you. We advertised we would build you one to laugh at the realization setting in that you will never will have one.
We are cruel that way! Me and Plato. There is even a perception that you will train your perception one day. Ha ha yeah right.
Not even clopoyaur will have one. And clopoyaur even lives in adminlandia where the streets are paved with gold and they never lose cause their allowed to multiply. And they get the mews of the updates before the update newspaper even hits the normal streets.
The problem is you losers dont have even 1 kookaroo and the quality 7 house has a room for every one of your kookaroos with a dedicated romanian caretaker.
UR ALL VARKED! As you are not in possesion of even 1 kookaroo so can never enjoy the absolute luxury of the quality 7 house.
My DC's not to be confoosed with Don Croatas or Don Croata or Don Caveman was well paid. Ask Colin Lantrip.
This article is not for me its for you.
To spell it out you dont possess the ability to own a quality 7 house. Life came along build a quality 7 house drove past your loser ass and handed the keys to me.
STOP BEING BABIES ABOUT IT AND DEMANDING QUALITY 7 HOUSES! ITS ANNOYING AFTER A WHILE. STOP IT YUI. JUST STOP IT! ur ember assing urself by demanding what rightfully only belongs to me.
Further features of my glorious one of a kind quality 7 house is a miniature donkey and miniature cows. Because they crack me up and I laugh when I see them.
On an ending note i think the reason plato build me the quality 7 house is kookaroo envy for ag shame after he sold his companies he could afford to buy 1 kookaroo and it was a second hand kookaroo the one that gave lady gaga pokerface. And I hear the poor thing has writers block (the kookaroo not lady gaga)
Well not my kookaroos -
Here is rod stewart wearing my own kookaroo on his head(uhmm its whipspuring)g the lyrics in his ear whilst he is singing)scottish people i know
A wall sized LCD tv a fully operational pub in the corner of the backyard .....
Well apparently this article is also entered in some kind of competition thingamajig* SO look out for that
PS this just in Plato that son of a snuck into my quality 7 house and attempted to steal hotel california my one kookaroo. i'm outraged!!!! 😠
luckily kattiaa who is a regular kicker of my dog was there and scared him away with a angry stare. DONT YOU DARE!!PLATO!!!
here she is chasing him away
*[The Plato's Foundation]
Journalist Competition
Look for more info in this newspaper.uhmm clickety the link
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If this wins any reward Plato Foundation should be shut down.
why? this is satire. its humor . certain types of people have different types of appreciation for different kinds of humor. you might like more a simpleton kinda humor another person might like a more whacky monty python type of humor. the beauty of humor is that its best it can be both very stupid and brilliant at the same time. now you have led (fr0m what i have read of your articles) a very simplistic superficial kinda life dc. so perhaps just belief me like with anything else your opinion is worth little because your such a superficial person. in fact dc it pains me to say this to you but one must sometime even give a puppy a beating so it dont poop all over. i hope you think about what i have told you and try to improve yourself. perhaps belief in yourself more and stop investing so much time in what others are thinking of you.
for instance that kid is brilliant he reminds me of my nieces son who can talk peoples ears off but who cracks the hardest critic up with laughter. perhaps you should also go and look up the word satire
tl;dr
grrrr
everyone stopped caring about the updates long time ago, i recommend you general antidepressants with a pinch of oak
not really . promises are not meant to be broken. also as pointed out i am in possession of the house.
Are you high?
yes we live at a higher altitude than normal people 1321 or 4337 feet above sea level. how did you know ilene? thats why your rugby teams sometimes loses to us because of the higher altitude and thinner air fatigue sets in quicker for people not acclimatized to this.
bro are u drunk always?