I Don't Stand for INCI I Stand For America

Day 1,770, 19:06 Published in USA USA by Jon Malcom
Quick Edit: Don't believe anything ChickenShi* says in the comments below.

Hey there America,

It has been a long time since I have written a long article, I know some of you were entertained by the whole Astroglide thing and I'll be sure to keep that going. Ironically the day after I wrote about about cops and strippers I recieved my first ticket for not having insurance and an out of date inspection sticker.

But that isn't what I am going to cover tonight. It seems we have reached yet another crossroads in America. I have to say the eUS govt should be glad we don't have a civil war button because we would've pushed so hard it would've broken by now.
Truth is that things suck, no amount of boobs, cat pics, or witty quotes from stupid tv characters will save us.

Did that help the eUS? Not really it didn't.


Let me list some problems:
1. Military strategy sucks.
2. Our president stands with INCI instead of standing with America.
3. The economy is in the tank. (We can't fix that)
4. THE EUS GOVERNMENT TOTALLY BLOWS.

So there you have it. All I ask is that you vote in someone who is right, someone who won't screw you over, and someone who hasn't ran already.
Remember, I don't stand for INCI, AMP, or whoever...I stand for America.

What do you stand for?

PS: I'm tired and sick so this is all you're getting.