How to write a popular article

Day 1,780, 06:01 • Published in USA USA • by EnterAwesome

Thank you guys so much for voting my last article. 11 votes is my new record now!

Anyway right now im at the doctors office and I have to get shots. Like many, im terrified of them... i'm chillin' here and couldnt help but think of eRep. Whipped out my phone and began typing away. I was thinking of an article to write but then it hit me I dont think I have the qulifications yet o write an amazing article.

Here is my criteria for a popular article.
1). Original. Pretty much being the first one to say anything which is hard as almost everyone has something to say. Usually people of power and position know of events before the general public.
2). Know what is hyped around the
period of the article. Right now would be about politocs, ATOs,PTOs, war with FRYOM etc. I know jack about either of these so I fail.
3). You must be well respected and well known. Since im grumpy ill never any of these things.
My phone is acting up and i feel like im going to throw up so this is where ill stop. Btw if you want to avoid my made up 3 step plan just buy votes.

As always,
Love ❤,
EnterAwesome
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