Hey United Kingdom
Day 1,029, 17:14
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by Joe Newton
I don't even know where to start, this is so amusing.
The UK is in a nice situation for player retention. They were recently attacked by Canada and took 2 months to repel the attack. They were left with a nice gift though, compliments of the Canadians. They were given a MPP load against them. They were also given a helper in a Canadian war, France. Together, perhaps they could occupy Canada. Maybe even get some titanium. But the UK thinks it would be a waste of gold to attack Canada. True fact.
For proof I give you the hilarity of hilarity's.
If this is a joke though, I'm not laughing. In fact, this is a downright attack on the UK's national interests, and the Queen. I am out raged, and I know who to blame.
Me, pointing towards a certain individual.
I was initially just reading through the UK news, just because. I couldn't help but laugh when I read the PM's article though. Then my laughter turned to tears. And then my tears turned to fury.
So, why is this bad?
Gosh, let me count the ways.
1. Perhaps the Most Important reason--Entertainment
After all, this is a game. This would give fun to the UK, and the world. It would also allow you all to level up. A 'training war', but not really.
2. It Would Help Your Alliance
If you conquered Canada, Phoenix would have another source of Titanium. Wait. They'd have a source of titanium.
3. It would help your economy. This one doesn't get bold though, and I'm not sure why.
4. Jesus, God, you'd stop being laughed at by all the other alliances.
Now you have to do something to save your country's honour. This much is clear. Your current PM is clearly not serving your country's best interests. You should join in the growing demand for Great Britain to actually be Great. If your Prime Minister stops ministering to the people, he's just a Prime. And nobody likes prime numbers. Save yourself UK, and be a man. You should take back your colony.
I think the choice is clear.
"We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender." -Churchill
Mr. Woldy would be a p cool PM. Just sayin'.
The UK is in a nice situation for player retention. They were recently attacked by Canada and took 2 months to repel the attack. They were left with a nice gift though, compliments of the Canadians. They were given a MPP load against them. They were also given a helper in a Canadian war, France. Together, perhaps they could occupy Canada. Maybe even get some titanium. But the UK thinks it would be a waste of gold to attack Canada. True fact.
For proof I give you the hilarity of hilarity's.
If this is a joke though, I'm not laughing. In fact, this is a downright attack on the UK's national interests, and the Queen. I am out raged, and I know who to blame.
Me, pointing towards a certain individual.
I was initially just reading through the UK news, just because. I couldn't help but laugh when I read the PM's article though. Then my laughter turned to tears. And then my tears turned to fury.
So, why is this bad?
Gosh, let me count the ways.
1. Perhaps the Most Important reason--Entertainment
After all, this is a game. This would give fun to the UK, and the world. It would also allow you all to level up. A 'training war', but not really.
2. It Would Help Your Alliance
If you conquered Canada, Phoenix would have another source of Titanium. Wait. They'd have a source of titanium.
3. It would help your economy. This one doesn't get bold though, and I'm not sure why.
4. Jesus, God, you'd stop being laughed at by all the other alliances.
Now you have to do something to save your country's honour. This much is clear. Your current PM is clearly not serving your country's best interests. You should join in the growing demand for Great Britain to actually be Great. If your Prime Minister stops ministering to the people, he's just a Prime. And nobody likes prime numbers. Save yourself UK, and be a man. You should take back your colony.
I think the choice is clear.
"We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender." -Churchill
Mr. Woldy would be a p cool PM. Just sayin'.
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Voted all the way from Australia 🙂
Cool
I like how you write about how the enemy should do things, because it seems so obvious and makes them look stupid XD
😁 Heh. True.
Cool
I like how you write about how the enemy should do things, because it seems so obvious and makes them look stupid x2
this one is a better propaganda article than the one you wrote for us. im jealous : ((((
xD
lolo Jovan. 😃
United Kingdom cant attack eCanada, its just impossible to mix RL and game. Do you aware of that? Dnt forget e-
@O7 Corp its pretty obvious what hes saying..
@O7 Corp its pretty obvious what hes saying..
well, with almost 2k of subscribers, you can`t reach over 100 votes pro edition :😁
why bother ..? :😁
We invaded Finland instead. Sorry, you colonists just aren't worth our trouble.
Don't worry though, we'll be sure to share some of our new high oil with you, Yankees. We're REALLY good at that, if you catch my DRIFT!
LoL Canadistan.
We invaded Finland instead. Sorry, you colonists just aren't worth our trouble.
oooh, looks like someone knows he'd get his ass kicked if he tried it. Good for him.
I think a lot of the UK fears of attacking Canada and going for the titanium are because 1) they don't have the self-confidence in their own country to pull it off and 2) they know they are on the bottom rung of their alliance and don't expect much allied support and know they couldn't hold it. Maybe Jamesw just realizes Britain's place and knows his role?
Fail troll is fail. This poor propaganda would work on a 4 year old and not much else.
Yeah, we would get our ass kicked due to time zone differences. You've got allies in Europe who can fight at the same time we are, but we don't have many allies in the Western hemisphere to fight on our behalf when you are battling. I mean there's Brazil, but Brazil isn't exactly Poland or Romania, much less both put together.
It would be an idiotic move for pretty much any PHX country to invade you at this point due to that simple fact, no matter how powerful or well-funded they are. So congratulations North America, you can bask in your time-zone immunity.
Nice troll.
You know, I'm starting to think NOT attacking Canada is making them rage more than attacking them.
I completely support never attacking them.
@Abdullah: "we got our @ss kicked due to time zone differences..."
1) Boo-hoo-hoo. Here's a hanky.
2) How does this explain in any way the fact that the eUK has sucked, sucked, sucked, since day one, from the time it was in ATLANTIS, until EDEN/the Brolliance were lucky enough for the eUK to leave on its' own and become someone else's problem?
If I recall right we occupied a large swath of North America back when there were walls to be torn down.
Oh, and I'm not complaining, merely stating a fact. If you guys want to prove that you are manly internet tough guys, why don't you attack us on our home turf during our prime activity hours? Then again, I doubt anyone who is afraid to say "ass" on the internet doesn't have the stones to do something like that.
Tears of fury.
U mad?
GGRyan Day 1,029, 23:24
Nice troll.
Apparently telling people to attack our allies is considered trolling now. I'm writing this revelation down.
If Canada is so desperate for activity boosting battles in its own timezone then it should look South not East.
Until Admin makes the battles less dependent on timezone then its just dumb to fight someone outside your timezone (certain nations excepted)
Newton you are so bad at this. So, so bad.
Trololol.
'1. Perhaps the Most Important reason--Entertainment'
We have that in Norway/Finland
'2. It Would Help Your Alliance'
How? We couldn't hold it, and we'd end up getting wiped.
'3. It would help your economy.'
We wouldn't hold it long enough to help our economy
'4.Jesus, God, you'd stop being laughed at by all the other alliances.'
There are only 2 alliances (EDEN & Phoenix), one has Brits in its leadership, and we are invading the other one. Bolliance doesn't count, it is just EDEN+.
'sup Joe.
Titanium would be nice
Almost as good as Ajay's policy on immigration. Almost.
I see a relevant point in this article...
That Canada doesn't have one.
tell them to vote me, joe
@Mahmoud Ibn Abdullah: You didn't win those regions, you were just swapped in after other countries did the work for you.
@Daniecox: i like how 2/4 of your reasons are "we suck". the 1st you barely do, the last one idk about... the only time PHX ever helped you was when you had 1 region left.
kay woldy, but only cause i love you
What daniecox said
And wars 7, that is how it should be. Maximum waste of eden gold, minimum loss for us.
Hmm, yes, well...at least you can spell properly. That's always a bonus.
^
Good Point.
You forgot the 5th reason to invade: FREE MAPLE SYRUP.
\o/
>All the other alliances.
OMG ALL OF THE OTHER ALLIANCES!!!!!
You know, I'm starting to think NOT attacking Canada is making them rage more than attacking them.
I completely support never attacking them. x2
@Wars 7: I'm being honest, and admitting our failings - something Canadians can't seem to do. You have 100 more voters and can use the US to kick us out
ou know, I'm starting to think NOT attacking Canada is making them rage more than attacking them.
I completely support never attacking them. x3
this article...
at least try to write coherently.
nice try Joe! u can be a good troll! i give u that 😉
few more subs to next MMM!!