Hello My Friends, Hello.....

Day 3,453, 19:08 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by GLaDos.

Dear Britannia,

How's it hanging? What was that? Low, I hear you say?

Well, be low no more. I have lubed up and re-entered this glorious nation with the gusto of a first year student who slip-slided his way into a graduation ball. Now that I'm back, I've developed a plan for the salvation of this mighty land.

Clearly my plan is well-crafted, detailed and thorough. However at this stage of my re-entry I think it best to tease it our slowwwwlllllyyyyy. After all, if I slap it all out there at once, the consequences are incomprehensible.
So there we have it. Simple. Powerful. Inspiring.

I've joined the Lemon Party to get things started. Come on over and try it.

There will be cake.