From the Oval: Karnataka to stay American
Harrison Richardson
Today, I announce the final project of my administration. After painstaking negotiations with India, countless days and hours of talks with our allies, and much discussion among my advisers, we have managed to secure a rental extension for Karnataka.
This agreement is not a pillage of the Indian people. They will receive an increased rent (up 400 gold per month), continued ATO support, and of course our MPP, as they always have had. Most importantly, we retain Karnataka for two more months as we attempt to, among other things, conquer another iron source. Alternatively, the outset of v2 may make iron much less vital to having an empire and being a superpower, thus that the United States will be able to suffer the loss of this important region much easier.
It should be noted that this is probably our last rental agreement. The Indian negotiators were gracious to give us two more months in the region. Two more months to build a reserve to finally take Lion King. Two more months to continue to build our military. Two more months to plan for what happens after that. Both sides decided that, as India is under increased PTO and military threat, it is mechanically responsible for the United States to hold on to the region. Increased rental payments will continue to allow India to expand their armed forces and ATO support will allow them to remain sovereign against the increased PTO threat this month especially (on that note, please take the time to apply for Rod Damon and the Strategic Air Command's ATO program ).
This is a perfect example of why grandstanding, like that of certain American citizens (Dante Alagherii, I'm calling you out) never works. This deal was reached with calm and patient diplomacy on both sides of the aisle, not baseless threats thrown by one side to the other. To be an ally is to trust your ally to make the right decision at all times. I felt India initially made the wrong decision, but I feel like after more negotiations, we have come to a reasonable agreement that works for all sides. I hope this is an example of how the American foreign policy based on nation-to-nation agreements and treaties can work. This wasn't a deal negotiated between EDEN and India.. it was a deal between the United States and India. The foreign policy I enacted at the beginning of my term (now dubbed by some the Richardson Doctrine; I don't like the name) was put in to play as we negotiated this agreement between our two nations and it should serve as a shining example of how American policy can shape the world on a global scale and, more important, how this brand of foreign policy works, and that we do not need to submit ourselves to a large alliance to function as a nation.
Good luck to all candidates around the world in the elections tomorrow, especially in those nations under PTO threat. It has been a privilege to serve this nation this term and I could not be happier with the term I have had. While you and I may disagree on some vital issues that were confronted during the term, I hope you don't doubt that, while on different sides of the coin, my intentions are true and clear and I only want what is best for this country. I have no doubt that is the wish of every American, even those who disagree with me. Remember that, the next time you get into a heated debate, the person you're talking to only wants what is best for this country, just like you do. Passion for your cause is good and I hope to see an increase in our citizen's involvement in the coming months, just as we have seen this month.
With that, I bid you adieu;
Never prouder than now to say God Bless America
Harrison Richardson
President of the United States
Comments
Good work!
YES!
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hahahah
What a joke...
Well done HR, well done.
nice.
Kudos
Finlandimaxx
Jai Hind
😉
Cool
\o/ thank you India.
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so the 900 is bumped to 1300...cant be worth it
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HR likes Latinas yayayaaya
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XD
"so the 900 is bumped to 1300...cant be worth it"
Uhh you have no idea what you're talking about or our budgetary constraints. It's worth it.
Good job there!
ah ok...good.
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eindia was make a good decision but you didnt agree with them so you make them agree with you...
400 gold more is to small for what thay could earn as a free trade zone but who cares for indians... long live american imperialism
Well done Mr. President.
Gee, sure is a lot of PHX not agreeing with this decision.
Wonder why.
WE ARE NEWER SURRENDER!!!!!
"eindia was make a good decision but you didnt agree with them so you make them agree with you...
400 gold more is to small for what thay could earn as a free trade zone but who cares for indians... long live american imperialism "
Says the Serbian
You did well by me, HR. Good job.
I'd sure like to frisk that brunette
Good job I guess. I wish same silent diplomacy was used in some other situations earlier 😉
o7
most excellent!
Diplomacy FTW
lol Richardson this is mocking to India!
Great job good sir. My vote was not cast in vain.
"Uhh you have no idea what you're talking about or our budgetary constraints. It's worth it."
If people don't understand our own governments budget that is an ABYSMAL failure on the part of the government, not a reason to talk down to people.
Congratulations, nice diplomatic work. I really didn't believe you'd pull it off.
WHAT'S YOUR BIG PROJECT
I like.
congrats eIndia
upgraded from B class puppet to A class puppet
o7
Great work.
Takeaway: Never doubt the power of a hairy dick.
HR \o/
sure it lots of Serbian butthurt here.
For your work on the Costitutional revisions, as well as this strategic withdrawal, you will be remembered by this citizen as a fine POTUS (and fairly grumpy) and a "shit-gets-done" kind of guy.
Mucho respecto to you-O.
"God Bless America"
LOL, and how about Santa? Will he bless America as well? And will Xenu come and destroy America or it will be King Kong allied with Godzilla?
God's sheep always amaze me with blind faith and lack of reason.
But, I voted for the article because of the last picture!
Call it the "😉ick Doctrine"
o7
Respect, Admiration.
Voted.
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dat ass
While I applaud your ability to negotiate with India when they seemed rather resolute at first, I am disappointed that they refused to simply extend another month or two for the usual 900 per month, and instead wished to increase the cost for no real reason other than they want more gold.
Their greed overcame their sense of preserving Karnataka, and only with these negotiations (and by appealing to their obvious greed with 400 more gold per month) did you make them see "reason." My opinion of India has dropped staggeringly as a result.