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Feel My Bear!

Day 3,203, 15:06 • Published in USA USA

• by Goddess Dilvany

I been stewing on who to vote for. I voted for that Colonel Sanders character, despite my hatred for meat and BS feels liberals. Now Hillary Clinton is alright if you are a jerk and Donald Trump is never okay. So it seems there are a few choices?

1. Vote For Hillary Clinton
2. Vote For Donald Duck
3. Vote For Jill Stein
4. Don't Vote
5. Vote for Gary Johnson
6. Defect To Cuba
7. Suicide
8. Don't Vote and say I did

My list
1. Vote for Gary Johnson
2. Vote for Jill Stein
3. Don't Vote and say I did
4. Defect to Cuba
5. Don't Vote
6. Vote For Donald Duck
7. Vote For Hillary Clinton
8. Suicide
10. Vote for Donald Trump

Now you may be surprised, because Ya Boi D Money is a revolutionary figure. He use to write about communism with such passion. I am however less down with communism than I use to be. But I am still a socialist and I think Gary Johnson is the best option even for socialists.

1. He is not Ron Paul. He actually takes nuanced opinions on economic issues. He isn't just like LESS GOVERNMENT ALWAYS IS THE ANSWER. He is still in favor of helping out citizens who need help.

2. He actually supports freedom and ending imperialism. A lot of good will come to the world when the USA stops violating its citizens and humanities rights.

3. He is probably one of the most pro-gay candidates. I would say that Hillary even finishes last behind Donald Trump.

4. Gary Johnson is reasonable. He actually seems to have some principles and is able to consider compromise.