DON'T GO OUT TO SEA IN A PAPER BOAT!

Day 2,069, 22:38 • Published in Thailand Thailand • by Mystela


Clickable icebergs floating ahead. Steer clear if you're suddenly swamped.
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One of our players, FraneSLO advised the team yesterday, that he'll be away at sea for awhile. This made me think about the heat wave & extreme weather conditions, which currently seem to plague so much of the world, including myself here in Montreal, not to mention the eWorld. So I began to write this article as a kind of jealous Bon voyage for Frane, but was left without electricity for close to 11 hours, so had to put it off until today.

How great to be away at sea, where the day's bright sunshine & night's sparkling stars are gently caressed by clean ocean breezes. Or not? I don't know if he is going away on vacation or if it's work related, but either way, I'm hoping that Frane & all of my readers, will play it safe & heed my seafaring advice!



Always make absolutely sure that your boat is seaworthy, by wheeling & dealing only with the very best!



Country Presidents! Bring some of your favourite things, including most importantly, the right clothing. Do I see wolves in sheep's clothing in those clouds? Okay it's a stretch... But use your imaginations & guard your treasure chest orgies orgs! Guard your orgs! from all those who would paddle you for them!



I don't care if they're introspective & mysterious, or that leechers hitch rides on them.



Beware of them! They could be part of a sting operation & they're really just trying to hop in your boat!



Don't go too far north! Unless you're with some Crazy Canucks, then don't worry about it. It's fine.



There's always enough emergency bacon & brew on board to stay put for at least 3 winters...

And I don't care if they're friendly & perpetually smiling & you think that you can understand their chatter.



Be wary of them! They're actually trolling you & really, they're just trying to hop in your boat!



And don't go too far south! Oh sure they're comical & cute.



But be aware! There are multi-dudes of them & they're just trying to hop in your boat really!



And finally! I don't care how innocent they pretend seem to be,



or in what size, shape or colour they come in, or if they are faux modest either.



The only exceptions are old-fashioned moms. They're mostly okay...



OTHERWISE!

Look them in the eyes, YES THE EYES! especially if they don't have fins!

NO! No! Not those Finns! PAY ATTENTION!

It could be a deception, a devastating, devilish, dwarfish poor little donkey... disguise!



IN WHICH CASE, S/HE'S PROBABLY ALREADY HOPPED INTO YOUR BOAT! BAIL! BAIL! BAIL I SAY!!



Don't let anyone take our bahts!!



Meanwhile in America, for all the mermaids & mermen who play eRepublik, don't go to Florida's Fishhawk Ranch community pools or you'll be banned! "They turned her away because she had fins. There was a rule, no fins at the pool."

And for the rest of us, yes even the Admin, what's left of



Or there won't be anything left in the sea, or any place else for you or for me.

tl;dr;atc
♪ Dedicated to team Thai! ♫

Fire and water, earth and sky
Mysteries surround us, legends never die
They live for the moment, lost in time,
I can hear them call
They're locked within the crystal ball