Dino for President: The REVENGE

Day 1,343, 19:06 • Published in USA USA • by dinossauro
Dinossauro President August: The REVENGE

First of all: I’m so disappointed of you, America. You have chosen those useless other candidates over me, even though I had the best Cabinet and excellent proposals in store for our great nation. With me, we would have had all our country back by now, and we would have conquered Canada and Vuvuzela, but no, you had to vote for Black or Technician...



ANYWAYS, I’ll give you another chance to vote for me. FlorCism and Dino are back, and we are gonna kick some ass.

We’ve got some things to take care of:

1.- ONE.

ONE is failing, falling, fooling and anything that starts with F. If I’m not mistaken our dearest ONE commander from Hungry (let’s call him ATommy) wrote in his article some stuff about “BLA BLA BLA our *pipi* is ‘da biggest one and we just lose battles if we want to, BLA BLA BLA”

In my humble opinion it seems like ONE wants to lose battles so hard that it’s happening so often, lately. But anyways, I wanna propose ATommy as Secretary of Defense because of his great strategy (I mean, Hungry has 4 bonuses now, they’re losing their territories in USA, and everywhere, greatest strategist eva’) or maybe as Secretary of State, I mean, we’ve seen how ATommy can handle those conflicts between Turkey-Spain and Serbia-ONE. I’m confident that with Tommy on our side we’ll be in good hands, my congratulations sewety. Well done.

Note: This happens when you refuse to liberate Argentine Northwest.

2.- As we all know the people with the moneyz IRL are the people that rule eRepublik. Since we are not that stoopid to spend money of our own pocket on this, we have been thinking of a huge plan to earn it. I’ll just say some words: beotches, moneyz, love. (Services for a certain south american portuguese-speaking CP will be free, ‘coz we know about his little problem on getting wimminz to do him)

3.- Our brotherhood with Spain and Poland is getting stronger and stronger each day. Just see how Poland conquered Canada just to prove their commitment with SPA (SPAIN, POLAND, AMERICA), and Spain is giving back our regions.
About the MU we need everybody to give gold/weapons/food/support as I said in the point 2:

“Since we are not that stoopid to spend money of our pocket on this”

Yes, we think we have enough social life to do such thing.

Anyway, with the new changes it will be hard for us to support it by our own, and it will be hard to handle all the money that is going to be paid to the people to say things like: HAIL SPA, HAIL CARLIT... ehm I mean HAIL DINOSSAURO. And it’s important to me to be respected on the internetz, we need to pay the people. POP OUT YOUR CREDIT CARDS. DO IT FOR ME, AMERICA.

4.- Well, I’m not interested in Canada or Vuvuzela anymore... but there’s a country in South America, a country that, to be honest, has no ballz. Why do I say this? This southamerican country (let’s call it Para-noballz-guay) NE’d another southamerican country (let’s call it Argen-Idon’tneedallies-tina). Reason? Nothing. I say this thingy about “no ballz” because they didn’t NE Argen-Idon’tneedallies-tina when it had almost 30 regions under its power, when it was a powerful nation. They NE’d it when it is being attacked by Pe-wedon’thaverealperuvians-ru and by Sp-myplayershavenolife-ain. And a bonus: Para-noballz-guay right after NE Argen-I’dontneedallies-tina lost all their MPPs but Canada (their powerful THREE MPPS, HUEHUE) after that they signed with other ONE countries also known as “Alliance of the countries that do what Poland wants”. All of this is more than enough to wipe them and convert them in the new Peru of South America. Yes, Para-noballz-guay, I promise you’ll be AT LEAST 6 months under yankee occupation (just if Argen-Idon’tneedallies-tina doesn’t conquer you before us AGAIN, in that case we’ll support them)
And I’m considering on giving our people an exciting battle by paying some tanks to fight for you, it would be pretty boring if I don’t.

Also join FlorCism, we need members to get into the ballot, don’t make the same mistake! GET DINO INTO THE BALLOT.

Kisses,
Dinossauro