Dating Profile

Day 3,259, 19:46 • Published in USA USA • by Yui MHCP001

>Spins the wheel of activity
>Gets Dating Profile

I hate life.

Originally this was going to be in-character, but that is surprisingly hard to do for an AI in a video game in an anime.

Yeah.

So if I were ever to make an IRL dating profile, this would be it if I put very little effort into it.




Name: Liam Kaiser
Age: 18
Gender: I’m actually Male, despite the hair.
Height: 6’3”
Ethnicity: White
Body Type: Stout
Relationship status: Single, you stupid idiot.
Education: Attending College
Religion: who cares these days?

Story: I’m your typical, run of the mill, ginger loner. At least I was for the beginning part of my life. Up until 7th grade, I didn’t make many friends. After meeting a certain someone, I completely changed myself and found different groups of friends, before staying with the same group in 10th grade onward.

I’m a pretty hardcore gamer, if I do say so myself. I play a ton of League of Legends. I’m currently Platinum 5, but I’m working to improve myself to reach higher ranks. It’s actually a dream of mine to become a professional League of Legends player, and I have plenty of years to achieve that goal.

Until that happens though, I’m a college student. I’m currently working toward a degree in either Web Design or Coding (haven’t decided yet).

My life is fairly uninteresting on paper, to be quite honest.

Perfect Match: Hell I dunno, being a gamer like myself would be nice.

Ideal Dates: I’m not much of a dating person. I much prefer just hanging out and doing whatever we feel like doing at the time, rather than setting a specific date or time.

Interests:

Music: Ed Sheeran, Ed Sheeran, most of what plays on pop radio stations, and Ed Sheeran

TV Shows: RWBY (Technically not a TV Show, but I don’t normally watch TV), The Blacklist

Games: League of Legends, Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, Rocket League

Sports: Winnipeg Jets

Never doing this again.

-Yui