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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1911)

Day 1,911, 10:59 • Published in Ireland Ireland

• by John Gormley

One morning, a Hell's Angel goes into a coffee bar and orders a large cappuccino. As he is about to leave, he asks the waitress for his bill.

"Two euro sixty," she says.

The Hell's Angel produces 260 1 cent coins, drops them on the floor and leaves.

This happens every morning for the next few days until one morning the Hell's Angel wants to pay with a fiver. Gotcha, thinks the waitress, who has been waiting for this day to get her revenge: she drops 240 1 cent coins onto the floor.

"Your change," she says with a smug little smile.

The Hell's Angel produces a 20 cent coin and places it on the table.

"Another large cappuccino, please."