Daily Agony - Court Scandal
Don Vin
In an eTrial this afternoon.
A lawyer named grimstone called his first witness, an eGrandmother populary known as CyberWitch to the stand.
He approached her and asked, " CyberWitch, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Grimstone. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to parents and the town. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, " CyberWitch, do you know the defence lawyer?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known leewas since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with 3 different women. One of them was your wife. O.o Yes, I know him.
Leewas choked and almost died.
The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you Idiots’ asks her if she knows me, I'll sentence u to death by burning or Q6 weap firing squad.....
So on that note case dismissed, said Judge Lazer Fazer ....
Comments
hahahahaa x D
@Don Vin, CyberWitch know you too (and I know that)... : D
I dont have a drinking problem!!!!!
A drinking problem is when you can't get a drink.
V!
lol classic!! /Me Thinks CW is going to clout u with her "Broom" when she hears u called her a granny!
I hardly excaped last nyt the broom is already aquired my taste
😮 What dirt has that vile woman dug up on me? Er...Not that there IS any dirt, but if there WAS, what would it be?
Epic.
lol, brilliant, truly
This much corruption in such a small country... Very saddening...
Lol great one don.
rofl