Congress Elections: Why vote for me?

Day 2,226, 03:16 Published in Malaysia Malaysia by Marcotje

Hello eMalaysia!

It's almost Christmas and we finally have the congress elections again! I'm one of the candidates of Parti Rakyat eMalaysia, currently at #2 on the list. You can guess what this article is all about, yes! Getting you to vote for me! Of course this is a special election, not only it's on Christmas, it's also the first congress we have after a long time so I decided to go with a very subtle strategy.

For example, I know there are many fans of cats on the internet so it's important I represent them! That's why I got you this awesome picture.


Vote for me if you like cats.

As another big part of the internet prefer dogs over cats, I need a picture of a dog too. After all, I want to be a congressman for all the different people in eMalaysia.


Vote for me if you like dogs.

If you love 'My Little Pony', I don't care about you. Stupid Bronies...

A problem with the cats and dogs is that I excluded an important part of eMalaysia, the businessman. Don't worry, I won't forget about you! As I got great plans for you! As you all know you have been struggling to compete on international level, mainly because of the expensive VAT. I want to decrease the VAT for weapons so that all businessman can make profit.

I haven't looked into the need of lowering the VAT for food but message me if you think it should be lowered so I can help you in congress. The problem with lowering the VAT is that the government will get less money. We will have to see how much that will be and respond if needed.


Vote for me if you're a businessman.

If you don't like cats or dogs and you aren't a businessman, don't worry! I will be there for you too. You can always message me with your congress related problems (and other problems as well if you want 😛) and I will try to help you 🙂


Vote for me if you're an eMalaysian!

Due to my special strategy there is no doubt you will vote for me and in order to do so vote for Parti Rakyat eMalaysia! We got many other great candidates (Click me) to make eMalaysia an even better place.

Still not convinced by this awesome article? See my wiki (Click me).

Marco 🙂

PS: Buntak, I met your demands *wink*