Congrats message for reaching God of War! (one-liners) [take two]

Day 1,081, 11:41 • Published in Bolivia Romania • by LowRider


[16:06:57] you have reached God Of War rank. Please send your CV to erepublik!

[16:07:40] You have reached the God of WAR* rank. Is the nuclear winter over?

[16:06:04] congratulation - your rank is now idiot

[16:08:21] You have reached the God of War** rank. Shoot yourself, some are waiting for the gun to shot themselves too!!

[16:08:27] Congrats you have been promoted to God of War. You have found a treasure map! 3gold

[16:09:14] Congrats, you have benn promoted to God of WAR. Would you like a cookie?

[16:09:53] Congrats, you have benn promoted to God of WAR. We ran out of rocket boosters. Please give them back to us!

[16:09:57] Congrats, you have benn promoted to God of WAR. Your MOM IS A WHORE!

[16:10:19] Congrats, you have benn promoted to God of WAR. Would you like a tax receipt from your mastercard?

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[16:10:40] Congrats, you have benn promoted to God of WAR. The pope is waiting for your confession!

[16:10:59] Congrats, you have benn promoted to God of WAR. Would you like a heart attack? We will gladely send a tax receipt from your mastercard!

[16:11:29] Congrats, you have benn promoted to God of WAR. YOU ARE NOW PLAYING ALONE!!

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[16:12:40] Congrats, you have benn promoted to God of WAR. You have earned an invitation to the closed erepublik v3254369736444 beta

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[16:13:50] Congrats, you have benn promoted to God of WAR. Your eRepublikan citizenship has been approved!

[16:14:15] Congrats, you have benn promoted to God of WAR. You get AlexCraciun's HAT!

[16:14:49] Congrats, you have benn promoted to God of WAR. You are an admin for a day!

[16:14:56] Congrats, you have benn promoted to God of WAR. So do you like old men with no money?

[16:15:45] Congrats, you have benn promoted to God of WAR. You are bigger then smif!

[16:16:46] Congrats, you have been promoted to God of WAR! You gain House+3 agil,+2 Strength, +10 Charisma, -100 Inteligence

[16:17:42] Congrats, you have been promoted to God of WAR! You could of donated this money to end WORLD HUNGER!!!

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[16:19:34] Congrats, you have been promoted to God of WAR! Now make an article and amaze us with your inteligence!

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[16:24:34] Congrats, you have been promoted to God of WAR! Now you can be a part of adminlandia!

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[16:26:23] Congrats, you have been promoted to God of WAR! BNR owes you 1000 GOLD !

[16:28:39] Congrats, you have been promoted to God of WAR! You have been demoted to Recruit!

[16:28:44] Congrats, you have been promoted to God of WAR! Botswana is proud of you!

[16:29:04] Congrats, you have been promoted to God of WAR! Somalia will worship you

[16:29:09] Congrats, you have been promoted to God of WAR! You just killed a puppy!

[16:29:28] Congrats, you have been promoted to God of WAR! We have changed your account password and email adress!

[16:31:40] Congrats, you have been promoted to God of WAR! Here's the link to download the INTERNET!

[16:33:27] Congrats, you have been promoted to God of WAR! Your achievement shall be noted into Batranul Remesh's newspaper!

[16:33:32] Congrats, you have been promoted to God of WAR! Next ranks are wife of war and mother-in-law of war!

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[16:36:03] Congrats, you have been promoted to God of WAR! The bathroom is 2nd on the right!

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[16:39:32] Congrats, you have been promoted to God of WAR! We thank you for our paychecks!

[16:40:14] Congrats, you have been promoted to God of WAR! Now you can get married in eRepublik!

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[16:40:47] Congrats, you have been promoted to God of WAR! Smif has more money than you! *NA NA NA*

[16:41:30] Congrats, you have been promoted to God of WAR! You can rename a country of your choosing!

[16:41:52] Congrats, you have been promoted to God of WAR! Smif is thin!

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[16:42:53] Congrats, you have been promoted to God of WAR! Now you can join anonyous dyslexic meetings!

[16:43:15] Congrats, you have been promoted to God of WAR! sheesh now we have to add new ranks!!

[16:44:11] Congrats, you have been promoted to God of WAR! You gain +1 experince!

[16:44:28] Congrats, you have been promoted to God of WAR! AlexCraciun's map is GREEN!

[16:45:47] Congrats, you have been promoted to God of WAR! You have big metal balls!

[16:46:22] Congrats, you have been promoted to God of WAR! You have gained baldness, anemia, cancer and aids!

[16:46:53] Congrats, you have been promoted to God of WAR! You have gained baldness, anemia, cancer and impotence!

[16:46:59] Congrats, you have been promoted to God of WAR! You gain menstruation.....every 2 days.

[16:47:15] Congrats, you have been promoted to God of WAR! have a nice day!

[16:47:34] Congrats, you have been promoted to God of WAR! Now you can log off and go eat!

[16:47:53] Congrats, you have been promoted to God of WAR! Really!

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[16:48:49] Congrats, you have been promoted to God of WAR! Thank you for shopping here!

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[16:50:07] Congrats, you have been promoted to God of WAR! Now you will be teleported to Elodia's grave!

[16:50:10] Congrats, you have been promoted to God of WAR! God of PEACE says HELLO!

[16:50:28] Congrats, you have been promoted to God of WAR! may PEACE be with you!

[16:50:51] Congrats, you have been promoted to God of WAR! God is mad on you!!

[16:51:56] Hello, this is the eRepublik staff. We kindly ask you to stop pressing the Rocket BUTTON!!!

[16:52:30] Congrats, you have been promoted to God of WAR! We will now add a new payment option!

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[16:52:57] Congrats, you have been promoted to God of WAR! You WPA is now registered with The Guiness World of Records!

[16:52:59] Congrats, you have been promoted to God of WAR! With your money we bought ourselves a house and some cars. THANK YOU!!

[16:53:27] Congrats, you have been promoted to God of WAR! Now you can login while the site is in maintance!

[16:54:34] Congrats, you have been promoted to God of WAR! We will now clone you so people can report you!

[16:55:19] Congrats, you have been promoted to God of WAR! Maintenance. We'll be back soon.

[16:55:20] Congrats, you have been promoted to God of WAR! Now you can surf the eRepublik Forums or learn something from the eRepublik Wiki.

[16:55:22] Congrats, you have been promoted to God of WAR! Now the chicken has a head !

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[16:58:51] Congrats, you have been promoted to God of WAR! You can nou counquer a whole country in one hit!

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17:11:42] Congrats, you have been promoted to God of WAR! Erepublik just hit the breakeven point, Lemnaru si now rich

[17:13:07] Congrats, you have been promoted to God of WAR! You can now take the public transportation. Your HOUSE, CAR, WIFE BELONG TO US NOW!

[17:13:15] Congrats, you have been promoted to God of WAR! Sex without a condom is now safe!


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