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Commius: God's gift to the eWorld

Day 2,222, 23:05 • Published in USA USA

• by Commius

Dear America,

Ever had that prickling feeling on your neck? That’s Commius. Ever wondered why Big Gulps are awesome? It was because of Commius. America is great because Commius said it should be so. Overslept yet miraculously still awake with time to get to where you are needed? That was Commius.

The thesaurus places Commius under Epic, Greatness, God, and Divine. What can I say? I am just too modest to allow it all to get to my head. Because of this, I desire to be elected into the United States Congress to represent the peoples of this nation not quite as Great as me. I will serve in your interests with humility and, because of my perfection, be the perfect congressman. As a long time member of USWP, I would greatly appreciate your vote so that your Holiness Supreme Admiral Commius, Commander of the American Expeditionary Armada in Liberia may radiate his Greatness upon this Holy Land.

Sincerely,

Commius
The Messiah