Cluster F*ck

Day 714, 12:32 • Published in USA USA • by Soliden
DISCLAIMER: PROPAGANDA / SATIRE

Ok, so what exactly is going on in the eWorld? PEACE GC sprang up from their caves (parent's basements) after days of hardcore spooning to launch multiple attacks on various territories, and what was the outcome? Just a temporary foothold in eNorway? Was it worth it?Well, according to some expert (lol) mathematicians on the forums, it appears that PEACE collectively spent roughly 2k gold while managing to destroy one of their own Q5 hospitals.

After being butthurt at the failed invasion of eNorth America, Eden and the Brolliance managed to fend off eHungary, eIndo, eRussia, eColombia, eUK, eFrance, and ePortugal. This forced PEACE to rethink their raep strategy and focus on the smaller neutral satellite nations, which inevitably lead to eIndo regurgitating their colonies at the expense of being labeled as imperialistic; which we all know that totally isn't the case. In the end, PEACE was the laughing stock of the eWorld and sequentially had to reestablish their ePeens on this virtual planet by launching an all out attack. What will the inevitable outcome be? What's the next course of action for the super awesome Eden/Bro forces? Who knows? We'll have to wait and see.

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