Champ for PP?

Day 1,388, 16:40 Published in South Africa USA by Champinator

Too good to be true, right?

False. I'm running for Party President of the Nationalist Union. Our party is hitting the shitter right now and it's time the party took a shot of crystal meth. Activity is dryer than my mom's roast beef and just as dead. It's been a while since I've been a Party President, but I'm ready to make this job my bitch and use it to its fullest extent. Look out IA, cuz the NU is about to FSU.