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Day 2,693, 01:36 • Published in Netherlands China

• by SKYJACKED

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One day Little Timmy caught his mom and dad having sex.

Little Timmy asks his dad "Can I join you?"

His dad asks "Can your dick touch your ass?"

Timmy replies "No."

"Then no." Dad replies.

Later on he catches his dad looking at porn.

Timmy asks "Can I look with you Daddy?"

His dad asks again "Can your dick touch your ass?"
"No."

"Then no."

Later that night Little Timmy is eating cookies.

His dad walks into the kitchen and asks "Can I have a cookie?"

Timmy asks "Can your dick touch your ass?"

His dad replies "Yes."

"Then go fu** yourself these cookies are mine!"

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