An article you won't read

Day 1,243, 12:39 Published in South Africa USA by Champinator

Oh hey everyone, let me write this really important article for you with a really cool headline that catches you eye. But wait... no one will read this. Why? I spent so much time and effort. Oh, that's right, I can't see any freakin' articles anymore. 6 different categories that don't even apply to many articles. No point in manifests anymore. Say goodbye to funny satires. Say goodbye to all articles because NO ONE will see them. Goodbye imaginary person who might be reading this last article of mine.