America über alles - My beautiful America

Day 1,523, 11:36 • Published in USA USA • by GloveisLove

Citizens of the World,

I have recently seen the following articles Croatia: The land of Magic and the Turkish article. Well, I must say, both look very nice, but America über alles. I do not think I have to explain why America is the best, as I will prove it to you with the following images.

We maintain a high protein diet throughout the nation, we ensure this by making sure a McDonalds is located on every corner, and as a result you can see our women are stronger and bigger.



We have learned from history, as so, we have adopted the positive foundations for creating an empire. Such as indefinite detention---that we, we make sure the terrorists will never win!



We express democracy in its fullest form and only elect the most capable and intelligent leaders, such as this strong leader




xD

No but seriously, here’s some nice places in America.



Who doesn’t like Disneyland?



Lonely? Need an escort? Or just want to gamble your money away? Las Vegas is here for you.



You won’t find anything like this anywhere else in the World, if you like to be outdoors, the Grand Canyon is something you should definitely check out.


Times Square, New York.



Yosemite National Park



Maui, Hawaii. Exotic paradise.

And if you’re a college student like me...