Join the new world

Already have an account? Login



What is this?

You are reading an article written by a citizen of eRepublik, an immersive multiplayer strategy game based on real life countries. Create your own character and help your country achieve its glory while establishing yourself as a war hero, renowned publisher or finance guru.

A letter to fingerguns

Day 1,970, 09:43 • Published in USA USA

• by Pfeiffer.

Dear fingerguns,

With the weekend coming, I know you will be busy...but I couldn't leave you without a message for four days.

I hope the idea of the foundation is something you like, I know that helping new players is very important to you. I want to help you be able to do so every day, and I really enjoyed being able to work more with you since your return to the game last fall. To me, working together on this project seemed pretty perfect.

Something else I know we can agree on is the Red Menace, and no, I don't mean communism.

I mean Canada.

Ajay's pathetic attempt at a PTO will basically be dead soon. We can hasten that demise by growing stronger and smarter noobs with the Pfeifferguns Foundation, but either way his end will come.

Once it has, I hope you will join with me in removing the stain of Canada from North America. Avenging our fallen leader Nave, spurned by the Admin's glitchy coding in the early war mod. Let's take their lands for our own, put their resources into our factories, and train their people to serve us. Exactly as they are meant to do.

It would be silly of me to offer you the world, but I can offer you Canada.

On a platter.

Shall we take what is ours, fingerguns?

Comments

Pfeiffer. Day 1,970, 09:44

First for Nave.

Francisco Ferrer Guardia Day 1,970, 18:52

[removed]

Jude Connors Day 1,971, 15:21

When will you answer my proposal, Pfeiffer? The world is waiting... as you will SOOOOON see.

Nohime Day 1,970, 09:44

[removed]

Nohime Day 1,970, 09:45

Second and nice message Pfeiffer!

Pfeiffer. Day 1,970, 09:53

Thanks DLS

Linkfoblasto Day 1,970, 19:43

it´s a TRAP

BeachBro Day 1,970, 09:46

I have always wanted a lifetime supply of maple syrup

Pfeiffer. Day 1,970, 09:53

I prefer New Englad syrup, but Canada aint shabby.

Parsnips McGee Day 1,970, 14:41

To be fair, maple trees don't differ too much between the northern USA and Canada. Additionally, Canada produces 80% of the world's maple syrup, and doesn't taste different than New England syrup in any significant manner. Additionally, I trust that Canada, who has the fricken Maple leaf smack dab in the middle of their flag, to make maple syrup just as good as any made here in the USA.

It's not like our maple trees are massaged and fed beer to keep them happy until we take their sap, but that might make for a smooth, tasty syrup.

Dio Salaar Day 1,970, 17:49

Being from New England, i wholeheartedly agree, my man

Cubby Day 1,970, 09:51

Bravo. FG is sure to be yours soon!

Pfeiffer. Day 1,970, 09:54

A man can dream, Cubby. A man can dream.

fingerguns Day 1,970, 10:00

Bring me Canada first and I'll think about it.

Pfeiffer. Day 1,970, 10:02

I shall begin preparations.

fingerguns Day 1,970, 10:04

Just do it. You have until Monday.

Master Lobban Le Rub Klitoris Day 1,970, 12:09

lol, thats doable just airstrike Newfoundland HPA

Lord TJ Day 1,970, 10:06

You might be onto something. Gay marriage is legal there.

Ian John Locke IV Day 1,970, 10:07

I don't understand why your name comes first in the foundation. Why can't it be called the Fingerpfeiffer Foundation?

Pfeiffer. Day 1,970, 10:08

because ew.

Ian John Locke IV Day 1,970, 10:12

I thought that was what you were into...

The Original Hawkie Day 1,971, 00:18

This is EXACTLY what I said.

Ian John Locke IV Day 1,971, 06:45

Hadn't seen that. Sorry that we came up with the same idea.

The Original Hawkie Day 1,971, 12:13

I think you misunderstand me : / I'm not speaking in annoyance, but agreeing.

Thedillpickl Day 1,970, 10:09

Dear fingerguns,

With the weekend, I know you will be cumming. I couldn't leave you without a massage. I will be busy on your butt for four days.
_____

Corrected grammar, spelling and punctuation for you bud. I thought you were a better orator than that.

fingerguns Day 1,970, 10:11

Well I do have a bruise on my ass that I have named Pfeiffer... so he will be busy there, I guess. At least for four days.

Lord TJ Day 1,970, 10:14

That's a lot of bruising in 4 days. You might need cream for that by then

Thedillpickl Day 1,970, 10:55

I can't believe how sappy he's become. l'amour est dans l'air or possibly Tirer Boches! Vive la résistance! No, wait... That's something else all together. (Or is it? I get so confused.)

Marquis Andras Day 1,970, 10:20

Invading Canada is not possible. They already belong to Spain.

Pfeiffer. Day 1,970, 10:23

For now.

UncIe Day 1,970, 10:28

Guess he'll have to insert some Canada into Spain first.

Marquis Andras Day 1,970, 13:23

lol ehhh

AlI Might Day 1,970, 10:29

lol, rather offer her Poland : D

fingerguns Day 1,970, 10:30

You got it Alex. Bring me Poland by Monday. lol

AlI Might Day 1,970, 10:37

It'd be the best present I think, you know why ? Because it asks so much effort that it'll show Pfeiffer really want you bad : 3

BeachBro Day 1,970, 10:40

Message from the Admins.

We have decided that the Manifest Destiny Accord is trufax. So therefor will reward the USA with Canada along with its Maple Syrup Taps. Thank you and have a good day.

Sincerely
Plato