[WW] HE PISSED ON MY GRAVE
Hadrian X
by HX
Resoula that bastard. The Vice-President of the eUS pissed on my grave. I can't believe he actually did it.
A little context is in order I suppose. See, Resoula was a werewolf – a dastardly, no good, conniving lycanthrope. I say “was” because we lynched his furry ass. And I say “we” even though I was obviously dead and played absolutely no part in his post-urination hanging.
Resoula was able to do this because he and a bunch of his mangy mongrel friends had already disemboweled me the prior night. Why would they do this you ask? Why would a pack of werewolves kill innocent little me? Simple really. I was a supremely effective and dashingly handsome werewolf hunter. I had spearheaded the assassination of Resoula’s evil co-conspirator Comet Academy, whom the respected and lovely town Mayor Melissa Rose gave the proverbial thumbs down to, thereby breaking the stalemated vote at the trial and ending Comet's life. They were forced to kill me before I could send any more of them to hell. And then Resoula pissed on my grave.
But I’m totally cool with it. Next time, I’ll probably take a massive dump on Resoula’s beheaded corpse and we’ll have a laugh about it.
The reason I’m telling you about my grave being desecrated is because it’s all in fun. It’s part of a game on the eUSA Forums called WEREWOLVES. I’ve never played it prior to this go-round, but it’s been fun. I accidentally had Custer hanged. I helped kill Comet Academy. I got murdered. Resoula pissed on my grave and burned my damn house to ash before being stabbed by pitchforks, hogtied and hung unceremoniously from an old dead tree.
I played the WEREWOLVES forum game for one reason. Community. Without community and engaging your fellow players, eRepublik isn’t really fun at all. It’s just pushing a few random buttons to work or fight and then returning the next day to do the same. Community is what makes the game interesting. Talking and debating with your fellow players gives eRep a purpose. Write an article, join a political party or come on the eUS forums and piss on my grave (or Resoula’s grave preferably). Give it a shot. You might actually have a little fun.
Resoula “The Grave Pisser” VPotUS is having a contest. He’s giving out $10,000 USD/cc and other prizes for the best article. So get to it! All the rules are HERE.
You can find the eUS Forums HERE if you want to join the next game of WEREWOLVES, talk RUST, POKEMON GO, KD to the Warriors, current events or whatever you want with your fellow players.
And join a political party HERE. Pick one. Doesn’t matter really – just get involved.
Or don’t. It’s your game. Play however you want – but if you want to piss on Resoula’s grave, you’ll have to get in line behind me.
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I love your writing!
[WW] HE PISSED ON MY GRAVE
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Thanks MR! 😛
Should've linked "Piss on your Grave" by Travis Scott ft. Kanye West.
Good idea. Last link... kinda an Easter egg thing. Thanks fam
Ch'yeah fam. If there's one thing I'm good at, it's sprinkling 'Ye on everything. Aaayyyyyy
I've never laughed so hardly at anything I've read in eRepublik in my life.
You forgot the part where I burned your house down 😃
Great first submission to the contest.
Good point. Edited. xD
Talk about making a statement. 🙂
Holy words! (despite pokemon)
I caught a Squirtle. Is that good?
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Thanks. Ok.
Link broken?
article is pulled. I deduced by the article name in the link that it was about a genocidal massacre in Bosnia, circa 1995.
Admins are sensitive about that sort of thing.
Good Stuff.
v/c/e/s
Thanks Way!
v/s
Thanks!
sup?
Sup WJ? Sup?
I'm gonna have to try this writing thing..
Yeah, get off your lazy ass and do some writing or something! 😉
I would love to write something, but am a lousy writer.
wrap a [ww] around that and you'll have an article.
Yea that actually works too XD. Complaining about how you don't want to write an article is erep related, and qualifies if you stick it into an article, put [WW] in the title, and link this article somewhere in there.
Well not this article, but the original one. Y'know what i mean. I don't, I am tired. Write something though 😛
Give it a shot Thalio! You can do eeeet!
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Awww.... Hehe
Expecting the next round!
Haha.
Hadrian your articles are the best. This needs to be continue😛*
Thanks BB! ❤
I've been pissing on your grave for years.
At least you visit. xD
If I had more free time, I woulda joined in on Werewolves. I'll try next time. 😃
I think it'll be Mafia themed next time, with more roles to play.
even though I was first to be killed off, it's still worth checking in once a day to see how it's going, and troll the survivors.
definitely do not miss the next game.