[VP] Bear and Eagle Strike Again

Day 3,250, 16:32 • Published in USA USA • by Azazel Romanov


Many of you wonder how it happened that khotko and I would be working in the same administration yet again. Many of you probably didn’t wonder this. I have heard many people talking about this, believe me. In short, we're coming together again for a reunion tour. Think of this as our Greatest Hits addition. The last time we worked together, we took a poorly organized group of “friendships”, and turned it into a well-oiled fighting machine. That is until we were both burnt out and TWO had more damage and clearly killed us, but that’s beside the point and doesn’t work for my argument. The point is that CoT was so successful, we got bored of the success. CoT just couldn’t handle being an actual alliance with coordination and planning, and it couldn’t follow up after khotko and I. CoT never thanked us for our sacrifice, and in fact it died despite our best efforts to resuscitate and mouth-to-mouth.

CoT is my ever-lasting shame. I can't feel proud of it. My only indirect rewards for this have been a lengthy career in foreign affairs, three presidency medals, and a reputation for being a stand-up guy and all around nice fella. Oh, and FYROM, Bulgaria and Indonesia decided to be mean to me in my last term and take my focus off of you, the American people, to fight a war no one wanted to fight especially me. It also made Orik have a super boring one-term Presidency, so you're welcome Orik. But now is the time for action once again.

Now that khotko is at the head of State, and I’m Vice President, we can begin to implement my world vision upon a limited portion of the world. State ensures me that the situation will be under control. We both remember the pain. I don’t speak necessarily for khotko, but I assure you he remembers something. Probably dinner. But I remember CoT clearly. Which is why I must destroy that memory, piece by piece. That brings us to Indonesia. Obviously the United States has occupied Indonesia multiple times and this is not a difficult task for us. In fact, the only reason we stopped was because I was getting bored with it and didn’t want to spend more money trying to develop the islands into American condo-lands (Give it time).

Much like Greeling’s conquest of Canada before me, this invasion and occupation of Indonesia is brought to you by Vice President Azazel Romanov. We likely would have invaded anyway, but I assure you that my thumb on the scale made the tipped the scale from likely to very likely. Which makes it my idea. Which brings me to a fun little contest for all of you. I must name my conquest. Like Greelingda, Indonesia must be renamed to mark my accomplishment and glory. But I have terrible imagination. I also don’t know how my name fits with the country name. So I need your help. Help me rename the conquest of Indonesia in my honor. Assuage my need for glory.

IT'S UP TO YOU AMERICA. SERVE YOUR VICE PRESIDENT AND YOU SHALL BE REWARDED. (All rewards subject for debate, Azazel Romanov does not guarantee success).

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Azazel Romanov