[USWP] Vote fingerguns for President!

Day 3,333, 07:26 Published in USA USA by Pfeiffer.

I think the title of this article really says it all. We have only one serious candidate for President, our incumbent fingerguns...who I didn't remember to endorse (or have a primary at all), because I'm a dumb dumb and we had two holiday weekends in a row where I was 95% unplugged to spend time with my family.

My bad, y'all.

We endorsed fingerguns unanimously last month, and so I'm confident that her lack of any actual opposition in her re-election bid would have garnered the same result.



So go vote for fingerguns. She's actually putting in work, which is more than a few of her recent predecessors even pretended to do. She's publishing, keeping her staff busy and productive, and ain't taking no crap from nobody.

If you don't love fingerguns, you're doing it wrong.

Vote early, and as often as you can manage.

Have a great day.

I remain,

Your obedient servant,


~Pfeiffer



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