[Speaker] 15th - 22nd March Session

Day 3,409, 13:52 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Speaker of the House

Good evening you wonderful motley crew of ragamuffins!

It's been another thrilling week in the eUK and Congress in particular. There have been eight completed votes and two are ongoing as I write this. Out of those ten, seven are MPP votes.

We accepted all five of the completed MPP votes and it's almost impossible that the other two will get rejected as it stands. Therefore the eUK has reiterated it's undying love for the following countries:

BELARUS - 40% of its land is forested

BULGARIA - 35% of its land is forested

SERBIA - 29% of its land is forested

MACEDONIA - 39% of its land is forested

INDONESIA - 60% of its land is forested

ISRAEL - 7% of its land is forested

SLOVENIA - 62% of its land is forested

As you can see I included a 'fun' fact about forests for each of the nations we signed MPPs with this week. Forests are fun, right?





The other three votes were to raise minimum wage from £1 to £75 which was rejected 21-13; to donate £80,999 to the Nifty MU org which was rejected 19-10 and finally to impeach dear old Huey which was also rejected by 18 votes to 11.

It seems to me that a couple of those votes were by a Congressman who simply wanted to feel the thrill of pressing buttons, weren't they Sambo? but who are we to judge, eh?



The remaining conversations in Congress messages have revolved around who to attack, by which method, when to do it, the price of fish food and whether Mr Knee will ever stand for CP.



If you have anything you want to be brought to the attention of Congress, either message me or write a comment below.

Thanking you kindly,

WookieO
Speaker of the eHouse of Commons