[Rob4BP-PP] OhGodWhatHaveIDone

Day 3,708, 12:15 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Rob the Bruce


Ok lads you see here, we've got congress. They're themselves. Recently I've been thinking it's been terribly awfully boring, and occasionally some dudes that are making very dumb proposals. So man looks through congress to see who hasn't said anything at all and who's being a daftee, and man's found a thing about BP:


In short: They produced 1 decent congressman.

One.

Just one.

Previous months produce similar results:


Running Pargali twice is a cardinal sin. Such proposals as "let's make peace with US who isn't even really conquering us just 'cause we're mates with them IRL" and "Let's invade Ireland 'cos we can even tho we'd probably get bummed due to foreign affairs reasons".

Of course nobody's particularly surprised. Without the old anarchists that were Dapper, BigAnt and that other guy that nobody thought was quite as important (Churchill or something?) yelling at everybody, the party's more or less just become a weird King William-run holding pen for foreign players nobody's heard of to harvest the congress medals for the sake of it.

It is time for change. With BP making up a lot of inactive congressmen, and it effectively being all King Willy's fault, I am now to attempt the taking of this joint off his hands for the greater good.
FAQ

1. Is this a PTO? Basically yeah, but BP members who are actually good at stuff (...just Rusofil) will get fair treatment, and their congress seat will be saved

2. How will you stop BP members running in congress anyway? Well ya don't, you just sorta throw in fellas from other parties to shove em down. Open draft if y'all want, anybody can show up and I'll give cool dudes the seats.

3. Can you actually win this election? Idk lol good memes

4. What if you don't win? Hopefully I'll at least annoy somebody enough to actually provide a more aggressive opposition, like the good old days™

5. Is it a smart idea for genuine BP members to vote for you? I don't see why it wouldn't be, really. I doubt anybody will notice the difference tbph

6. Does anybody actually care anymore? Nope

7. Why didn't you put the numbers in this list in bold? Because I am not very intelligent.


-Rib the Boobs