[PMO] The Current Situation
Day 2,091, 21:31
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by Aus Prime Minister Office
My fellow citizens,
This term has begun with some clear uncertainty. At the present moment we are under heavy attack from eIndonesia and CoT. Sadly, our good friend Plato has intervened in his infinite wisdom and created the new "National Shield Competition" which essentially means that if you fight for your country with a NE you get extra stuff.
What does this mean? Well it means that our allies and MPPs are unlikely to fight for us if they themselves has an NE, because an NE gives you bonus damage in turn means more rewards for less fights... Cheers Plato.
Hopefully in two days when this damned tournament ends we can regain some initiative with the help of TWO. I want to reaffirm my governments commitment to making peace, keeping relations with TWO and improving our domestic policy.
The Department of Education is currently reviewing the New Citizen Message and the Department of Finance is putting together the budget. Department of Defence and Foreign Affairs are working hard to communicate and coordinate the battle situation at the present and hopefully, whilst orders have been slack, we can get kicking very soon.
I need to apologise as well for my recent absence. Unfortunately I was in and out for three days after some RL issues arose that needed my attention. All is hopefully sorted and back on track. So from here on, we are onwards and upwards again.
So what now? Our plan is to keep battling for our regions. We cannot expect to hold them against eIndonesia whilst this tournament continues, but hopefully we can be patient and struggle onwards until we reach a stage where we can mount a successful assault. We hope it won't be long, but time will tell.
We did it last term, we won our regions back and took Java, that is something that should be remembered, the little nation that could. But for now: patience is a virtue.
Flatty
Prime Minister
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just wait 50 hours
Don't lose faith! Once this 'fight for yourself or lose hundreds of gold' period is over, we can return to normality.
Fuck you Plato and stick your fuckin stupid events up yer ass, we have no need of anything if we have no country. Our country is far more important than a stupid waste of time like this, two days ?, there wont be an Australia in two days time, these maniacs with rabies (COT) are bloodthirsty and they say that there is no such place as Australia (I blame Australia's pathetic and embarrassing efforts at the London Olympics for this, we were only known for our sporting prowess but now we appear to be the worlds weakest sporting nation) .
So once again, fuck you very much Plato.
london olympics? what about the lions tour and the ashes? one good thing about this tournie is knowing we will have a higher sheild than indo and hopefully 1300 gold for MPP's and supplies.
London was not the beginning of the end, it was the end of the beginning. Ever since Steve Waugh retired we have gone downhill, especially in cricket. The young Australians today just sit in front of X-Box and internet from birth and the ones playing sport sre a vast monority it seems today. Before we created talent from a vast pool of active sports people. Sure Xbox and internet id good but it is no replacement for a fit and healthy body.
I have no idea though about these lions tours,, in which sport do they play in ?, as far as I know we still rule in the footy code that really matters. But of course you might be talking about sailing or something. My final word is to any poms who might feel smug atm, it is well known that victory over Australia in cricket these days has nothing to do with being awesomely great and talented, it just means a bunch of pros smashed a bunch of 7th rate amateurs.
its the british and irish lions tour about a month ago in rugby union. were basically a welsh dominated side destroyed australia in 2-3 matches with australia wining 1 by a penalty kick lol
heck we didn't do well in the Olympics but did you see Indonesia's result... makes us look like the USA
Well that is hardly a glowing praise on us, those guys wouldn't know a gold medal from a bar of chocolate.
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If eAustralia was just some crap green colour on a made up map then, yes Greg, you'd be in trouble. But eAustralia doesn't need regions to exist, that's been proven again & again. So don't stress bro. Just get comfortable in your little trench there and pour yourself a Bundy This war's never ending, so it's gonna take a while😃
hah, thats only if you consider eternity to be a "while".
For a decent bloke you can be so positively negative it's frustrating as heck!
No mention of any Senate changes, blasphemy! : P
What is senate and how can I get involved? : P
Well it started in around 499 BC when some guys wearing long pyjamas rose up in a tiny insignificant place they called Rome (I must look it up in an atlas sometime) to kill a king ( a king ?, actually more like a village chieftain in a small hamlet) Then these pyjama wearing guys got together and said we hate Kings, lets call ourselves senators and then they said, lets invent a republik ( it is doubtful they had ever heard of Plato or Socrates or could read Greek, as you all know, the greeks invented the word republik) That is why today so many old government buildings in Washington look like the buildings in Athens. Not sure what happened to those guys in the pyjamas though,, I heard the Vandals wiped the place out.
Thief! 😛
we are indos didnt have brutality in our blood like yours....we demand 1000G/region/month ... send 3000G to our treasury and u have freed for 3 months 🙂
you think us Aussies are gonna take that bribe? Perhaps that's what you think but we are gonna bring you down. Be it today or the last day of the EWORLD but we will bring you down be it on my head! so go shove a dildo up your ass or piss off back to your own country
sounds brave but stupid indeed ...your gov spend 4000G for what ? wiped ? lololololololo go home ladyboy this is not your game...your brain didnt match with it
lol i wouldn't even give u 0.01 aud a month per region. australia aint worth that much since your ladyboys moved in.
what and your probably some genius? What would you do if you were in our governments situation? I doubt you would just except it. But I must admit. Indonesia IS A VERY VERY BRAVE COUNTRY. You know... how they attacked a country 4 times smaller then them. Then only attacked again when this stupid comp came so you could attack Australia when it was defenseless. Gee what a brave place. (sensing sarcasm) The simple truth is Indo and its people are cowards.
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"so we are the cowards and u're the brave one....tell me what the name for attacking empty country like indos last week ? u're not small country u just small 'dick' country u know lololololololol" it wasn't empty. In fact last time I checked that day there was around 600 people to Australia 100 to 200. This just proves my point on them being cowards. When they loose they cannot even face dignity without wincing. So cry all you like Indo. Because there will no doubt be a "holiday" when we wip your ass. excuses excuses is all Indo gives. Your a coward in fighting and a coward in speaking
600 ppl do u have screenshoot ? so u call me coward being your 5 years masta is that what u mean ? poor ausie....forever alone
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where are you allies indo? they are wiped, that is your fate if you dont sign a true peace, once this competition is over you will be in trouble, i wouldnt get cocky. remember for the first time in history Australia took Indonesian regions.
that in itself is worth having to be wiped, we achieved something great. but that wont happen, TWO wont let it
after this competition is over, there will be another event and you guys will be left alone again 🙂
hoooohohohoo wake up tim
im wide awake, i was awake when we took java too
were you?
after this competition is over, there will be another event and you guys will be left alone again 🙂 2x
Brutality in our blood ?.. what drugs are you smoking ?... the word brutality and Australian are not related but hey, if you think you wanna come say it to my face you can try.
You are also a total IDIOT at MATHEMATICS, where on earth would you find all that gold in little Australia, you know what, I'll come and see you when we take Java again next week, lol, you have no idea of the tempest you lot are gonna face
another shemale try to teach me math ppppuuffff ...flatty already spend cc around 800k thats equal 4000g , ask him to write an article about financial report in his term of cp kekekekekekekeke
You missed the point. lol. You think we are rich, lol, the laugh is on you. I would like to add that if you were even a pimple on flatty's ass you should feel honored to be so lucky, lol, he makes you look like a dumbass, and as if he wouldn't be telling you a load of porkies to make you come here and make a fool of yourself.. lol
What do you mean your country was not there, did you all fly to the Carribean for a holiday ?. don't give excuses dude, you got what was coming, what you deserved for daring to think you have a right to rename my country as a southern slave region. How dare you call us brutal and cowardly, you obviously have a weak understanding of history, you are just here trolling so run away little troll. I think you have some rl issues you need to deal with.
theres no ausie in plato map only south of indonesia ...deal with it man 🙂
lol, get a life outside of the computer man, I think I am gonna kick your butts out of the entire pacific, just because of YOU.
Australia will never give up! That is something INDO SHOULD have learnt. WE WILL HAVE OUR JUSTICE!
yeah yeah never give up being backstaber for 5 years.....congrats
boncoz haven't you got another holiday due up to blame when we wipe you?
yes i got another holliday in south indos 🙂
WE. BACKSTAB. You truly are a full. You were occupying our land. So in return we take it back and desecrate your capital. Not backstabbing. Revenge!
There is no place called South Indonesia you blithering, grammar destroying, uneducated tool who has never read an atlas. You should like us, back in 1944 and 45 we were in your country kicking the Japanese out so you could be born in an independent country and we Aussies left a lot of dead all over the place from New Guinea to Java and Borneo. I should not have to teach you history young laddie, or is that young pup ?
NT-SA-Vic -Wa-queens and tas....this is our south provience ...ahhh i love to see the name of south indonesia in plato map lolololololololololo
You do not have a south empire, what you have is a pathetic illusion and you have an empty life.
Yes, and since when did your TWO allies didn't occupy small CoT countries?
That's the point of this game!
but there is a different's between occupying and just being a dick
No, there isn't any difference between occupying and just being a troll.