[PM] We're Still Here

Day 2,047, 10:56 Published in Australia Australia by Aus Prime Minister Office



Greetings Australians, Friends, Enemies, that group of people who hate me, and Zombies who pop up for election seasons. Calm yourselves before you wreck yourselves. Your government is still here to hold your hands, and walk you to school.


Recent Events
★Made Peace with New Zealand
★Made Peace with Australia
★Said no to Raise in Minimum Wage


More Cabinet Changes
★Nicky6Fingers added to Ministry of Foreign Affairs.
★Terravista fired from Ministry of Immigration and Security.
★Marquis Andras/youngHood now more involved in Immigration and Security.


We're all here for the very same reason
As we all know and can clearly tell based on the articles, rage fighting comments, and that odd smell in the air, it is Prime Minister/CP elections season. So to keep it brief, my advice to who ever wins, don't be a rude little git on election night. Oh and don't destroy everything we've accomplished this month, because you may not agree with the means to those ends 😛.

Sincerely,
MoJo
~Prime Minister of Australia~


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