[PK] Chinese Delivery or Chinese Take Away?
Day 2,211, 10:47
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by Shin Gouki
Citizens of ePakistan,
Misers and Cheapskates of ePakistan
My sensible Brothers & Sisters
& Illogical Idiots of ePAkistan
Assalamoalaikum/Greetings/Salutations
As we all know eChina has NE'd us. According to our government, our obligations towards our NAP do not allow us to fight back. I know this is a disappointing day for our patriots, however, what are you idiots suggesting?
After reading some comments and remarks in the media and hearing some stupid gossip, I have come to the conclusion that there are certain opportunists within this community who are trying to win the public affection towards defending our regions. Some of them, (not trying to sum up everyone here, just the misers), do not tank, spend gold or train. Some of them do not even make a contribution towards our war efforts. Some of them sit back and relax and run like (female dogs) when ePakistan needs them the most and blame their RL obligations to justify their absence. They want to become the ruling elite yet don't want to spend a single dime and they expect the government to fight eChina?
Well, my friends and foes, let me share some facts with you and I'm not trying to demoralize you nor am I trying to act unpatriotic, I'm just trying to knock away your optimism and injecting you with a full dose of reality on your tushies.
Here it goes. Enjoy the ride.
My question is very simple, Do you want chinese delivery or take away? Which means, do you want to deliver to them what they want or for them to take it without any difficulty what so ever? Do you want to spend time, money and effort in fighting the inevitable?
These figures have been acquired from egov4you and are factual as far as I know. Please take them seriously and stop day dreaming.
After you read all the numbers and add them up. Lets take out the time to analyze them. eChina does 6 billion damage our wonderful nation does 0.6 Billion. How do we counter the 5.4 billion surplus damage eChina is doing? After discussing some figures with people who supply and hire mercs, lets assume each million damage is going to cost us around 125 cc. In order for us to simply hold them off we need to spend 675000 cc per war! With the given rate that is around 3200 gold a day. It is obvious our allies will help us, why won't they? Let us suppose they help us do 25% of the damage we need. That still leaves us with 2400 gold a day! So my cheapskate friends and people who so simply criticise. Open your wallets and be generous! If ePakistan wants to unite and fight eChina! I will support you. I will force the government to fight eChina. IF, IF, IF, IF! Every citizen of ePakistan divides the cost of war equally! If you exclude the PTI multies, we have 82 active members of the community. I request every member to contribute 30 gold every day we fight against eChina. So all the members of our community who have been voicing their opinions, I request you to start messaging and convincing every person. Please generate 2400 gold minimum everyday and then donate it to the government and if you don't trust the government, keep it to yourselves, we will let you supply and buy the damage in order to fight eChina.
The Consequences of Fighting eChina without spending
Left eChina asking Plato if it can devour ePakistan. We may poison its stomach eventually, but we will be digested. (Sorry for sounding to demoralizing).
Another image that relates to the consequences if our cheapskates keep on talking and whining and we try and fight eChina. The Leopard is Ahsan Shahbaz in this picture. Ps. no leopards were hurt in the making of this article. just Butt hurt Ahsan Shahbaz!
If you haven't yet understood why i'm being so critical and negative let me further emphasize on what reality is.
Meanwhile in eChina, unity thrives and the biggest of Alliances have failed to stop it.
Meanwhile in ePakistan, Ahsan Shahbaz, Aovel and his cronies try to be Batman and run to RL emergencies when the need be!
So my dear ePakistanis, the choice is yours and I will comply to your every order. I apologize for demoralizing my friends. ePakistan is truly a great nation and that is one reason I am here rather than anywhere else. But what we are tryign to do is this image below.
Maut Ka Qooan! The Well of Death! (English)
Please be smart, don't let your emotions get the best of you. Please be realistic. Fight eChina for the sake of TP and gaining points. Please don't think we will wipe them. For that we need to unite and we need to move forward. I will end this article with a phrase.
Batain Croreon ki Dukaan Pakoron Ki! Trans. Talk of Billions Sell Pakoras! (Google Pakoras)
So lets make our selves worth Crores and then we can have Pakoras regardless! Lets strengthen ePakistan and we will conquer the World!
Yours Sincerely,
Shin Gouki
ePakistan's Wiseman/Troll
ZA WARUDO!
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Power!
Pakistan!
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Misers and Cheapskates of ePakistan
My sensible Brothers & Sisters
& Illogical Idiots of ePAkistan
Assalamoalaikum/Greetings/Salutations
As we all know eChina has NE'd us. According to our government, our obligations towards our NAP do not allow us to fight back. I know this is a disappointing day for our patriots, however, what are you idiots suggesting?
After reading some comments and remarks in the media and hearing some stupid gossip, I have come to the conclusion that there are certain opportunists within this community who are trying to win the public affection towards defending our regions. Some of them, (not trying to sum up everyone here, just the misers), do not tank, spend gold or train. Some of them do not even make a contribution towards our war efforts. Some of them sit back and relax and run like (female dogs) when ePakistan needs them the most and blame their RL obligations to justify their absence. They want to become the ruling elite yet don't want to spend a single dime and they expect the government to fight eChina?
Well, my friends and foes, let me share some facts with you and I'm not trying to demoralize you nor am I trying to act unpatriotic, I'm just trying to knock away your optimism and injecting you with a full dose of reality on your tushies.
Here it goes. Enjoy the ride.
My question is very simple, Do you want chinese delivery or take away? Which means, do you want to deliver to them what they want or for them to take it without any difficulty what so ever? Do you want to spend time, money and effort in fighting the inevitable?
These figures have been acquired from egov4you and are factual as far as I know. Please take them seriously and stop day dreaming.
After you read all the numbers and add them up. Lets take out the time to analyze them. eChina does 6 billion damage our wonderful nation does 0.6 Billion. How do we counter the 5.4 billion surplus damage eChina is doing? After discussing some figures with people who supply and hire mercs, lets assume each million damage is going to cost us around 125 cc. In order for us to simply hold them off we need to spend 675000 cc per war! With the given rate that is around 3200 gold a day. It is obvious our allies will help us, why won't they? Let us suppose they help us do 25% of the damage we need. That still leaves us with 2400 gold a day! So my cheapskate friends and people who so simply criticise. Open your wallets and be generous! If ePakistan wants to unite and fight eChina! I will support you. I will force the government to fight eChina. IF, IF, IF, IF! Every citizen of ePakistan divides the cost of war equally! If you exclude the PTI multies, we have 82 active members of the community. I request every member to contribute 30 gold every day we fight against eChina. So all the members of our community who have been voicing their opinions, I request you to start messaging and convincing every person. Please generate 2400 gold minimum everyday and then donate it to the government and if you don't trust the government, keep it to yourselves, we will let you supply and buy the damage in order to fight eChina.
The Consequences of Fighting eChina without spending
Left eChina asking Plato if it can devour ePakistan. We may poison its stomach eventually, but we will be digested. (Sorry for sounding to demoralizing).
Another image that relates to the consequences if our cheapskates keep on talking and whining and we try and fight eChina. The Leopard is Ahsan Shahbaz in this picture. Ps. no leopards were hurt in the making of this article. just Butt hurt Ahsan Shahbaz!
If you haven't yet understood why i'm being so critical and negative let me further emphasize on what reality is.
Meanwhile in eChina, unity thrives and the biggest of Alliances have failed to stop it.
Meanwhile in ePakistan, Ahsan Shahbaz, Aovel and his cronies try to be Batman and run to RL emergencies when the need be!
So my dear ePakistanis, the choice is yours and I will comply to your every order. I apologize for demoralizing my friends. ePakistan is truly a great nation and that is one reason I am here rather than anywhere else. But what we are tryign to do is this image below.
Maut Ka Qooan! The Well of Death! (English)
Please be smart, don't let your emotions get the best of you. Please be realistic. Fight eChina for the sake of TP and gaining points. Please don't think we will wipe them. For that we need to unite and we need to move forward. I will end this article with a phrase.
Batain Croreon ki Dukaan Pakoron Ki! Trans. Talk of Billions Sell Pakoras! (Google Pakoras)
So lets make our selves worth Crores and then we can have Pakoras regardless! Lets strengthen ePakistan and we will conquer the World!
Yours Sincerely,
Shin Gouki
ePakistan's Wiseman/Troll
ZA WARUDO!
Pride!
Power!
Pakistan!
PAKISTAN ZINDABAD! PAKISTAN PAINDABAD!
DPP Official Wiki!
Pakistan's Official ChatRoom
Pakistan's National Forums
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bachani thi na jaga mere jaise pakore ke liye 😛
LOL! Voted o7
LOLOLOLL 😃 haha I laughed for real
Ditto. 😁
Buahahahahaha xD
very well defined! I hope it puts some sense in some people.
Bhai tell me one thing. they already have 29 region. they have full advantage of their region. Why they want our.
They have 6 billion Influence, we have 0.6, are we in the position to negotiate our terms? Negotiations are just when both parties are equal. We should focus on growing rather than wasting our funds and efforts on fighting a war we can not win and as mentioned even if we do spend 3000 gold everyday, we might be able to hold it off for how long? a week? that is 21000 gold wasted. Why can't we ignore this and invest the 21000 gold in making ePakistan bigger than any enation?
Shin you still haven't answered they have 29 regions what are they gonna do w/ ours??? Pickle'em???
My question to you is simple, learn mathematics and the art of war. They are bigger and stronger, what will you do? Do you have 3000 gold to spend everyday? or Can you provide us with 6 billion free damage? Do you have the answer to these questions? If you don't you deserve to be pickled.
The government should have planned for everything and hence should have not bunked maths class in school.
No I cannot give 6 billion dmg but there are things called allies/alliances/foreign policy. go look'em up in a dictionary.
Oh yeah I forgot China had no foreign policies or alliances of their own. Thanks for reminding us Rafay
I give you a few hours to utilize the maths classes you have attended, since we have bunked them, to utilize your diplomatic channels and funds to gather 6 billion damage. and Please rafay, allies, alliances and foreign policy is redundancy at a whole new level. Basically they are all the same things. So quit trying to use big words in order to make sense. Please write an article, you are authorized to round up 6 billion damage pledges for one week. That is 6 x 7 = 42 billion damage. Since you are trying to act smart here and you used three words which point to the same direction, please offer us 42 billion damage from allies only and without spending a single dime.
Shin, you are just bullying around. You still didn't answer the question. Let me put it again:
They already have 29 regions. they have full advantage of their region. Why they want our?
Nyx, lets call a spade a spade, will you? Pak786 actually has a point and so does Rafay. Or is Shin gonna shout the crammed words "do the math" to every other question and act like a stupid clown considering himself a great troll?
He is a fantastic troll and also he has given you figures, graphs etc. Why don't you all use some brain? This is embarrassing :/
The problem is that Logic is not everywhere. If Logic was every where, we wouldn't be having this argument in the first place. You are basing your argument on Why China wants our regions when it has 29 regions? Why does that matter? What matters is, can we stop them? You can't stop them from wanting more regions, neither can you stop them from taking them away from you. What can you do? Spend useless amounts of gold and currency to pay for a war which is not feasible. I Salute Max because he has a logical alternative. Instead of wasting your funds on China, use your strength to further colonize India. Now if you want to remain in this state of denial, do as you please. As far as being a troll is considered. Burnol, buy it an apply it as recommended on butthurt area. Hue Hue Hue Hue!
Why so serious?
Man get your replies read by someone, they will tell you who needs burnol LOL.
And look how you answered Pak786 when he never said we should go to war. You my friend are a 'pathetic' troll.
Lol, I don't delete my comments or articles like some people do. You were trying to promote a war that benefits eIndia so we lose both our original and captured regions. I wonder why you chose such an ironic name because the way I see it i'm an amazing troll. Might be terrible for you guys since you're receiving a can of whoop a$$. I'm sure it hurts. Would you like some baby lotion along with that burnol?
Please keep in mind I am *not* wading into any politics here... ^_~
They want our resources. Same as ever. The number of regions doesn't matter, they just want to capture three of our regions to maximize their own economic productivity. It's really simple.
It sucks to lose our home regions. But from a purely pragmatic point of view, we might be better off colonizing India, if we can afford to do so, then let China keep the home regions. Sad but true.
Again, in closing, *not* being political, just highlighting the strategies in play.
Cheers.
Always a voice of reason, my friend. o/
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We should burn China to the ground, we have the capabilities and we deserve a better quality of life.
We should burn you to the ground, we have the capabilities and we deserve a better quality of life.
Nyx, look up "War Banter" 😉, probably thats what daactarr sahb's motive is.
lol since when you became pakistani 😃 lol thats what happens to greedy PTOers you really need to sign up for mental rehabilitation.
Well said my friend and well explained.
The master mind behind, LOL
LOL.......
Voted hard!
Awesome! voted!
lol lol lol 🙂
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looool.. but the pakoras are sooo good especially during the Ramadan and cold weathers..😛
interesting 😛
mmmm... hot fresh pakoras
also
nice pants.
You are more reasonable and understand the problem at hand more then Paki's MoFA xDD
Well said. Awesome pictures.
Also you can quote from my words here: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-cp-lock-stock-and-two-smoking-barrels--2334374/1/20
Voted, great article.
Well written and well explained too 🙂
Good article.
Far from me to try and advise on local politics, but my Dioist motherland does stir certain emotions.
This is a time for ePakistan to come together, get behind the government, utilize its ample diplomatic weight to create advantage, and build from that base. There are some brilliant people here who are skilled enough to forge new relationships and alliances that strengthen ePakistans position in the eWorld.
The alternative Gung-Ho cries of battle are all very exciting, but I do wonder if there is perhaps an overestimation of current abilities. Tanking is all very cool, but over a prolonged period it's incredibly expensive and would need someone to bankroll it from their mummy and daddy's credit cards. I don't pretend to be a banking expert, but I don't think credit is ever free and so those that "bankroll" tend to want something more substantial in return.....Be careful, as this might not be the kind of Freedom that Pakistan really wants.
Peace, Power, Freedom
Oh, and if you think about it, the use of the term Gung-Ho is an incredibly clever literary tool. Look it up!
Fat asian kids lol
You found the answer your friends were looking for. They keep on asking why China needs more regions when it has 29. The answer is they are hungry for more because 29 cannot suffice their hunger. I seem to think you are an intelligent one among these idiots.
A very good article but i have just one thing to say we need to be strong and for that we must be economically strong too which is the base so i am suggesting that to live and run country we will need some regions too as we already have some indian regions but i am suggesting that we all work together and find few regions where we can get atleast 3/4 weap boost or at least we find the regions which can replace the current bonuses of our homeland.
How can we donate 30 GOLD a day we don't even earn that much
I wish Serbia Air Strikes them so that China have more problems to face