[PK] A STATEMENT

Day 2,206, 19:33 • Published in Pakistan Serbia • by Shin Gouki
Citizens of ePakistan,
My Brothers & Sisters,
Victors and Prisoners of the Gujarat War!
Butthurt people from across the world!
My countrymen, my friends and my kin!

Assalamoalaikum/Greetings/Salutations



Some of you know me as Shin Gouki, others as Primitive, some of you don't even know me and the rest talk of stories of the ePaki Troll who trolled them all. I have returned to ePakistan and what better time could it have been. The time when ePakistan conquered Gujarat! When I left for hiatus, we had regained East Pakistan. East Pakistan or India as some of you refer to it has been our primary source for juicy steaks (I'm obviously referring to Bhopal which is a region famous for its cattle). As I have returnd, we have victory over Gujarat! I congratulate Nyx Lynx, The Dark Knight, TheJakal, Mohammad Bilal, Sparky, Strywgr, St0l3n, Alien Fury and the dioist brothers for this victory!

My appreciation goes towards everyone who took part in this great war and helped make our victory a possibility. I salute Lynx Nyx for serving the country well and leading us all towards infinite supplies of nutritious bovine delicacies. Mooo! I salute the members of the DPP who have left this dream of ours alive and I salute all those who make an effort every single day to make this country great!

Shin's War Log



Above. Gujarati women greeting the returning soldiers of East Pakistan and the Queen Empress!

Now that we have entered Gujarat, we observe the women who greet us and celebrate the fall of the men with higher estrogen levels. No wonder, I think to my self, these women are dancing and showering us with flowers. For the estrogen level in the men of this region was over shadowing that of the women. I practice my Gujarati, "Kem CHOOOO!" "Maja MAA?" as I walk with pride. I look past the prison walls and I see the treacherous estrogen men!

This part of the article got hacked by the NSA. "Snowden was here"




The Plan!

Well enough of the conventional trolling, back to business. I have been asked by various members of the ePakistani society to take part in Politics. I must warn you that I am a chronic troll and this addiction has its consequences. If the members of the DPP agree to electing a troll for a Party President, I, Shin Gouki, will be running for the position of Party President! If you do not endorse me as a candidate, I'll still be running as a Party President candidate, just don't vote for me.

CP Endorsement

I currently hold no position in the political arena of ePakistan, however, I am the wiseman of ePakistan. Having mentioned this, I endorse Arfan Khan as the Country President candidate of choice! Not only is he a capable candidate, his diplomatic ishtyle will benefit ePakistan tremendously. I plan on voting for Arfan Khan and if you want ePakistan to have a worth while leader, I would suggest you do aswell. Every person is entitled to their own opinions. I have mine and I'm sure you all have yours too. Vote Wisely! You know the parties and candidates who make false promises and fail to deliver. You know the people who evade from responsibilities when the time requires them to invest their efforts. I wish the people of ePakistan stop supporting such people.



Above. Arfan Khan sporting his classic Moounch! Moounch nae tou kuch nae!

CP FareWell

I would like to bid farewell to an awesome CP, she has done alot of ePakistan and her efforts will always be remembered when ePakistan flourishes and moves forward. She has invested her time in reuniting us all. She is an upcoming troll who is under my mentorship. I admire her will. I'd rather keep this professional. You have done an amazing job! We're proud of you!


Yours Sincerely,

Shin Gouki
ePakistan's Wiseman/Troll

ZA WARUDO!

Pride!
Power!
Pakistan!

PAKISTAN ZINDABAD! PAKISTAN PAINDABAD!



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