[PCP] The Zaphod Remembrance Party

Day 3,343, 03:11 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by WayneKerr




Dear PCP,

A long time ago your party used to be relevant, it used to be a force. Back then it was home to the great and the good. The Tepp's, the KearoB's, the AC's and the Calross's of this eWorld. Vibrant, intelligent and strikingly handsome members of the eUK.

Even though you were a bunch of leftie, commie, bastards, you were special and not just in the retarded sense of the world. Many of my eFriends ran your wonderful party. So many in fact that it became known as DCP.

There were many building blocks that built the good house DCP, but when the keystone met an untimely eDeath, it sealed the fate of your party. No longer would being a leftie actually seem enticing, no longer would DCP help out it's fellow worker. No longer would you be relevant.






For this reason and this reason alone, I intend to run for your Party President, with the sole intention of renaming the party to a more suitable one.


One that honours a great man, a great player and an amazing lover. A man that could find the darkest moment in an otherwise light affair and a man so confident in his sexuality that he could study 'Permoring Arts' without resorting to batty-boy tactics.

That man is none other than Zaphod!








So eUK, this 15th, help me build a lasting tribute to a forgotten hero. Join DCP and vote Wayne!