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This will be a moment that lives in infamy. I waited all day for President Orikfricai to announce his new VP, and the article never came. I had to dig through the forums to find a Staff List, and you are all going to be shocked by my discovery.

From the deals made in crowded and smoky backrooms of the executive, of which I have frequented myself quite frequently due to the superb appetizers and all-day happy hour, a new Vice President has been selected. I know what you’re thinking, I have this in the bag right? However, it seems that in his infinite knowledge, Orikfricai has decided to name former many things and current nothing Dinnyin to fill the role of official Vice President. In doing so, Orikfricai decided to forgo the will of the many people I ASSUME mailed him requesting my presence in his cabinet. In my latest article, I was endorsed by prolific national leaders such as current Fed PP fingerguns, former President and patron saint Tyler Buublar, writer Hadrian X, resident Russian advisor Khotko, and [redacted].

Even President Orikfricai stopped by to state, and I quote, “quality.” As in a quality choice for VP. It now seems this was merely an attempt to mock me and the national movement that now stands behind me. This is something we will not stand for, in fact I am sitting down as we speak, in protest. What Orik has done is to laugh in the face of the American voter. Did you get a choice? No. Did he? I guess.

What do we even know about Dinnyin? First, the name sounds Russian. Alarm bells are going off right now in your head, I know. Second, I don’t know much about Dinnyin. I mean I’ve met the guy and he seems pretty cool, but what do we really know about Dinnyin?

This is an outrage. After building a dedicated staff (Paul) and drawing attention to the pressing issues of this nation (Resoula’s absence), I have been cast aside as a replacement to Resoula, the undying, and instead this pauper has taken my rightful seat as official VP. However unfortunate this may be, I have a back-up plan. I henceforth shall continue to maintain my organization for the Acting Vice President position, and grow such office to further serve our nation proudly and steadfastly. You cannot kill an idea, “President” Orik.

We will later in the month be adopting a national platform that will address key issues facing this nation, and this platform will provide the answers YOU DESERVE (including my lack of VP status). I hope to hear from many of you as we venture further forward into the future of the next days. If you would like to join my team, please send me a message and I will be happy to get you included on what is to be a national rallying cry for my self-promotion.

See you then. Forever yours,

Acting Vice President Azazel Romanov