[MoHa Competition] Rexform or Rexolution by Rosa Rexumbourg

Day 3,549, 04:34 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by eUK Home Office

Welcome back comrades, and sorry for the title but I just had to go overboard,

It is time to return to your favourite radio station, Comrade Rex Rules the Roost Redundantly. This term we are doing something special, Rex is taking us back through the greatest villains of popular culture. Now you are probably wondering to yourself, ‘why is Rex talking about bourgeois culture, his best work is done in his niche area of Socialism!’, well you would be wrong because Rex is more than a 1 dimensional character that tells you to join PCP. Rex is your comrade first, your commissar second, and your lover last (if you are specifically named Huey). You see, by showing you the villains of the past, Rex is showing you that the things you are subconsciously told to love (I.e the good guy) are just bourgeois constructs that will keep you passive to the evils of the capitalist world. By taking away that bourgeois moralistic attitude that has been ground into you, you will finally understand that the most important thing in critical thinking is looking at all arguments equally and seeing which benefits the working class the most. Yet hold your applause, Rex is a man of incredible humility and can not accept such congratulations from you for his dedication to freeing your mind from the shackles you keep them in.

Mitte’s government’s ‘chosen villain of the article’

Vaas Montenegro!



Famous Far Cry 3 villain that takes mind games and charisma to another level. His speech leaves you questioning his mental state, but gives you a hint at an insane level of intimidation as he leaves you in a cage. Vaas teaches us an important lesson about Marx’s philosophical teachings, Vaas’s actions show us that historical materialism destroys past philosophical teachings of the power of the human mind and pro-status-quo opinions on how human society progresses. Whilst the protagonist shows us the bourgeois opinion that humans have an innate sense of morality and progression (which reinforces the idea that where we are right now, in time, is the best human society could ever be), Vaas shows us that humans adapt to their surroundings rather than visa versa. Vaas steals rich kids and ransoms them, I.e. the only way to maintain his wealth accumulation is through wealth literally falling from the sky. In conclusion, Vaas actions show us how capitalists can only maintain their wealth by following the unwritten rules set out by capitalist society (aka I'm alright jack, pull up the anchor style tactics). If youwould like to see one his impressive speeches, then here is a video to show his original style of antagonism:

'Definition of insanity'
Apologies for the rough language


Competition for Prizes

Onto why we are here. If you have bothered to read my last paragraph you will understand what I will be asking from you. In short, give us your best and most interesting sayings or quotes that you have heard of have made up. Extra marks for those that give life advice. It can be short, it can be long, it can be funny, it can be thought-provoking. Comment below or pm me directly for a chance of winning a monetary prize (I am not at liberty to reveal the amount but it is worth a cheeky attempt).Maybe you have something that can rival Vaas’ ‘definition of insanity’ saying that scares you to pieces when you hear his rendition.

Here is my example:
Lenin- ‘capitalists are no more capable of self-sacrifice than a man is capable of lifting himself up by his bootstraps’

Enjoy the activity, because even you don't get involved I am receiving my labour vouchers from Mitte 😉