[MoD] Let's get this sh*t show on the road

Day 3,943, 11:57 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Ministry of Defence


Ahoy!

Welcome to another month of boundless activity and fun from the Ministry of Indifference Defence.

Now obviously as our beloved congress voted against two impeachment proposals last term our country must be in shipshape order. I mean, come now, there's no bloody chance our elected officials have neglected the military module for months on end. This is a war game after all!

So it should be an easy month and we can just pick up from where MIK left off, kick back and relax. Let's have a quick look at how the last buggers left the MoD.







Oh fudge!!! Well there's only one thing for it in a national crisis










To say there is room for improvement is putting it extremely mildly, especially as we face numerous external threats. Not only have those slack-jawed drunkards known as the Irish invaded our media; government intellygents entellijence information suggests that our very own cabinet has been infiltrated by a nefarious foreigner.

We're not sure if it's Sir Humphrey, Mr Woldy or Iman al-Keerda of Iran but we need to take drastic action to safeguard the MoD.

Our first port of call is to ensure the MoD is safe.









After that we can go about our regular business.










If you receive a fwiiiend request off me over the next few days it doesn't mean I like you nor will I get too excited thinking you fancy me deep down, rest assured we will not be holding hands on walks along the beach front.

It is merely to try and get as many active fighters as possible into group messages. Once the messages are open you're free to delete me and/or remove yourself from the messages if they aren't your cup of tea.

Yours Sincerely,
BigAnt