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[MDP]I Put the Dick in Dictator

Day 2,124, 07:40 • Published in Canada United Kingdom

• by Leo Balzac

Hello fellow members of the Military Dictatorship Party. I am writing to you today in order to inform you of my intention to be your next Dictator. While living abroad, fighting the good fight, for the betterment of eCanada I sadly noted how our beloved party fell into a deep and desperate funk. This was a trend that continued throughout the 8 months and hasn't stopped since our first congress in months.

Do I blame the Dictators during the wipe? A little bit, but I also know that it isn't easy maintaining interest in party politics when those politics serve little to no purpose in the end. It was a tough time for all, rank and file member AND leaders of the MDP. The wipe was hard on all eCanadians but especially on MDP members.

What am I going to bring to the party? I'll tell you what. Activity; I will work diligently in order to make the party hum with excitement once again. This means meaningless contests to occupy your feeble minds, giveaways to satiate your lust for free crap and last but not least, quiz/trivia to stimulate your flaccid gray matter.

I will also be re-instituting the Commissar program as I will be needing to keep all of our members informed and on the same page. It's going to take a lot of hard work to make MDP the premier party in eCanada once again and we'll all have to be pushing in the same direction.

With regards to the military council, when I am Dictator my MC will consist of the following individuals: Muglack, Rylde, Crisfire and The Mystery Member!

The mystery member will be the very first contest. The first person to correctly guess the name of the mystery member in the comment below will receive 100 Q7 tanks.

So remember folks to vote for activity and progress on the 15th. Vote Balzac.

Comments

Leo Balzac Day 2,124, 07:40

VOTE LB4PP!

WayneKerr Day 2,124, 07:51

... am I the mystery member?

Addy Lawrence Day 2,124, 07:57

Did it require much KY to put your dick in the dictator?

crisfire Day 2,124, 08:39

I cant wait to get rid of all my flaccid gray matter

The Mystery Member wouldnt be Rolo would it?

crisfire Day 2,124, 08:59

also good idea about restarting the Commissar program

Rfeist Day 2,124, 09:21

Garth Lidlington

tanks please 🙂

Mary Chan Day 2,124, 10:10

The Mystery Member is me. Otherwise, let the sausage fest begin!

Rylde Day 2,124, 10:23

Military council duty hey, trying to pry me out of my political inactivity.

Leo Balzac Day 2,124, 10:26

You're an 'honourary' member. I only expect you to get drunk and abuse the rest of us from the back of the Council Chamber.

Rylde Day 2,124, 17:20

Damn rights thats right up my alley of skills.

Master Lobban Le Rub Klitoris Day 2,124, 10:51

I remember IBB wanted to get 100 members months ago ha.

Ya Leo you showed your PP prowess while in the eUK lol, sure you have not gotten rusty?

I-Bleed-Blue-93 Day 2,124, 12:39

You know nothing of what I do, or wanted to accomplish 😛

Leo Balzac Day 2,124, 13:01

and what is it you do again Beorn? aside from stealing high-powered accounts that is.

Master Lobban Le Rub Klitoris Day 2,124, 16:17

lol, good one, you are giving Buck and the others a run for there money

Leo Balzac Day 2,124, 16:36

Can't refute it eh? 'cause I'll tell you what you do, go around commenting 'Strength and Honour' everywhere. Even though you'd have no idea what honour is even if it slapped you in the face.