[Mai] Clearing up some things and Some more things about some other things

Day 4,055, 07:10 • Published in Turkey Turkey • by P. Cornelius Scipio Africanus

Hello to everyone whom still playing this game for somewhat reasons. This is Mai ve Siyah speaking. I'll be talking about some things and maybe about some other things and Will be clearing up some misunderstandings about some different things.

So

Play the intro.
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no, i don't have an intro yet, sorry about that.

(i have this pic that has my name written on it with a cool tiger so its as good as an intro for now.)




The main reason why i am writing this article right now is i am bored. But thats not a good enough reason to write so i have some other reasons.


For example; i need to say some things.


yes thats a good enough reason.

moving on.


I know what you all are thinking aboutm right now; " why the fart i am reading this shirt?"


I don't have an ansver for that. Maybe because you are bored too. yeah that must be it.


So let me tell you about what happens inside your brain, when we get bored.
First things first, there must be some reasons for your boredom, like " not enough entertaintment "( that was a really hard Word, i hope i wrote that correctly )


When you don't have enough entertaintmant; the part of your brain which is responsible for checking if your entertaintment level is enough to live on carefree, starts to send some invisible vibrations to the part of your brain that is responsible for keeping you alive by making you breath, eat, drink etc.

than the part of your brain that is responsible for keeping you alive sends back a reply that says " really bro? you just had one job. one f...ing job"

and than the part of your brain that checks you if you are having enough fun, gets offended and stops making its job.

so thats how you get bored.
I allready cleared some misunderstanding up so its 10.000 points for me.


yeeeeeyy.
now the second things second, have you ever heard that song goes like;

first things first imma say all the things that in my head something something something BELİEVER!!!! BELİEVER!!!!

i love that song. its a great song, you should listen to that.
I'll put a link to that song in the end of this article so don't worry, be happy. otherwise some parts of your brain Will get offended and you Will be bored for some f...ed up reason.

Now i'll tell y'all a story about a man with a very long penis.

here we go;

there was a king in a country far far away, and that king had a horse which the king really loves and appreciates. But one day the kings horse starts crying for some reason and does not stop for weeks. without a moment of sleep horse continues to cry louder and louder.

First the king thinks that the horse could be sick or in pain so calls every known doctor and animal surgeant to his palace and makes them examine the horse.

one by one all the doctors gives up and leaves the palace.

some more days later when the king allmost loses all his hope he thinks about the jokers. so king calls out every known joker and entertainer to his palace with a prize to whoever makes his horse smile.


but in the and all the entertainers and jokers gives up and says they can't do it.


some more days pases and one day a man come to the palace and says " WHO the f... is the f...ing king in this f...ing big ass palace." the king orders his men to kill that disrespectfull man but in his final moment the man says " i can make yo horse smile you dipshit moron"


The kings WHO has lost all of his hopes looks at the man and says " if you can't i'll make you wish you died here"


the man says " a'right brother, just let me see the f...ing horse Will ya"


the guards take the man to the horse but the man says "i'll go in alone if not this horse of yo king Will never be smiling again" and goes in alone.


comes back to the kings hall and says "its done as you said kingboy gimme my prize Money and i'll be gone right away"

the king goes and checks himself if the man is saying the truth or not and the horse is really laughing its ass off.


the kings becomes really happy and gives the stranger a lotta Money and sends him away.


but for every good thing there is a consequences.


the horse stars to laugh but does not stop. so it becomes really annoying real fast.


after a couple of days the king calls the stranger back to the palace and says " what the f.. man? you didn' had to make him laugh this long, the horse doesn't stop make it stop."


and the man ask for some more Money for shut the horse up and the king accepts strangers offer right away.


and then stranger goes to the horses stabil and closes the door. after ten to fifteen seconds the strangers comes out and the horse is silent.


the king asks the stranger " what the f.. you did to make him laugh and what the f.. you did to make him shut up?"


and the stranger says " well ma boy king i'll tell you my secret cuz i like you. when yo horse was crying i whispered to yo horse that " my penis is bigger than yours" and than yo horse started to laugh its ass of. and just a minute ago i just showed him my penis and yo horse stopped laughing right away"
well i said it was a story about a man with a really long penis. what were you expecting?

this is it for now. it is allready longer than i was planned so i'll keep the ending short.

send me some gifts Will ya?

take care & stay awesome



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[Mai] Clearing up some things and Some more things about some other things

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