[kant4PP] Kant Someone Else do it?

Day 2,943, 10:49 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Mr Immanuel Kant


Well Can they?

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Yes I am standing for Party President of ESO, ladies. I am sure many of you know me so I’m not going to bore you with my life story. I’ll just say I am a former Dictator, Country President, Lord of Banter, Tea lover and of course Welsh.

Bellow are listed a few reasons why I think I would be the best person to be your President for the Next month.



My Personifesto (I’m not a sexist)

Congress
In the past two months ESO has bossed the congress elections; under my reign of terro terrific management we will do the same this month. As always we will have an electoral coalition with other parties. The congress list will be made up of people who have been the most active in their last month in congress; we also want to see some new faces in there. Cheetah will also continue as Chief Whip for ESO congressmen for as long as he wants, as he’s doing a good job. The chief whip exists to bully ESO congress members into actually voting.

Amendment to be Song

24 Hour rule
Commonly referred to as MIK’s (me) 24 Hour rule or the ‘start using the feed more you tossers’ rule . This is where ESO excels, at being active. We have often respected this rule and under my term we will have active feed with jokes and competitions and a hell of a lot of Taylor Swift. Innuendos will be a included.



ESO Conference
This month we need to have an ESO conference to discuss broad policy ideas and amendments to the constitution. The conference will also give members a chance to suggest ways that the party could progress.



Recruitment and Media Team
Recently we have seen a stall in members recruiting, I would like to see a return to the days of us recruiting new members. To do this the party will fund members who recruit people to the party, and stay. I will also be re-launching the amazing Media Team, yes that old thing. Remember the days when we dominated the media well I am bringing the good ol’ days back.





In closing I just want to list a few reasons why you should Vote Kant.

You should vote Kant

To change the system


More Diana Jokes


End Capitalism



Sexy Socialism



So vote Kant



Hope You Enjoyed
MIK