[kant4PP] Kant Someone Else do it?
Mr Immanuel Kant
Well Can they?
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Yes I am standing for Party President of ESO, ladies. I am sure many of you know me so I’m not going to bore you with my life story. I’ll just say I am a former Dictator, Country President, Lord of Banter, Tea lover and of course Welsh.
Bellow are listed a few reasons why I think I would be the best person to be your President for the Next month.
My Personifesto (I’m not a sexist)
Congress
In the past two months ESO has bossed the congress elections; under my reign of
Amendment to be Song
24 Hour rule
Commonly referred to as MIK’s (me) 24 Hour rule or the ‘start using the feed more you tossers’ rule . This is where ESO excels, at being active. We have often respected this rule and under my term we will have active feed with jokes and competitions and a hell of a lot of Taylor Swift. Innuendos will be a included.
ESO Conference
This month we need to have an ESO conference to discuss broad policy ideas and amendments to the constitution. The conference will also give members a chance to suggest ways that the party could progress.
Recruitment and Media Team
Recently we have seen a stall in members recruiting, I would like to see a return to the days of us recruiting new members. To do this the party will fund members who recruit people to the party, and stay. I will also be re-launching the amazing Media Team, yes that old thing. Remember the days when we dominated the media well I am bringing the good ol’ days back.
In closing I just want to list a few reasons why you should Vote Kant.
You should vote Kant
To change the system
More Diana Jokes
End Capitalism
Sexy Socialism
So vote Kant
Hope You Enjoyed
MIK
Comments
hot damn, good graphics, good guy, good grants and good girl.
im voting Kant4PP
Awesome article.I am supporting Kant4PP
CAN"T someone ELSE do it.If someone else can do it than it"s KANT
KANT4PP
Kant4PP o7.
I just looked at the pictures and am entirely convinced. Would vote if had UK CS.
What could possibly go wrong?
sexyyyy socialismmm
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What? Actual policies? That'll never take off.
What are we some kind of political party
Being a pornstar is brilliant...
I'm getting more head than Princess Diana's dashboard.
this was a pretty votejimminies4cp nice article
Elect me as PP and we may run him (democracy willing)
Why is title not "Kan't someone else do it?"
2/10
That is a question and a half