[FEDVR] Day One

Day 3,257, 17:27 • Published in USA USA • by fingerguns


The final vote has not been cast, but I don’t care. I’m Viceroy now. SO LET’S PLAY!

You Spin I Win : Day One

Kody5, as Party President you are obligated to go first. By agreeing to spin, you are honor-bound by the results. Do you accept?

Kody: I will try to weasel out of this.

FG: Then you will be destroyed.

Kody: Then I accept.


Kody, write an article roasting the current Administration. You have 24 hours to comply.

Kody: National or party?

FG: I HAVE NO FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS FOR YOU.

Dinnyin: ha ha!

FG: Oh, hello there Dinnyin. I take it you would like to spin the wheel, as well?

Dinnyin: *butt clench*

Kody: Don’t be a pussy.


Dinnyin, post 50 times in one day on the Fed forum. You have 24 hours startiiiiiing NOW.

Gabrielz_Horn: Hey guys, what’s going on in…

SPIN THE WHEEL GABZ

GH: Heck yeah! Let’s do it!



Sadly, Gabz, there is no money in Free Parking right now. Nobody has paid for a re-spin. But I don’t want you to walk away empty handed. Spin the wheel again!


Gabrielz_Horn, it’s time for your newspaper to get a facelift. I will make you a new banner and line breaks for your newspaper. You’re welcome.

Gabz: Can I spin again?

FG: You can spin again tomorrow. If you want a second spin today it will cost you $1000.

Gabz: I thought you said $500?

FG: That’s just for re-spins. Second spins cost extra.

Gabz: I understand this perfectly! What a brilliant idea!

MourningStar: Hey guys, can I play???

FG: Boy howdy!


MourningStar, FMK- Tenshibo, Pfeiffer, Gnilraps

MS: Marry Gnilraps, he is loaded. F*ck Tenshibo because I know the music will be good. And Pfeiffer is probably able to resurrect because of the goat sacrifices...so kill Pfeiffer.

FG: this feels correct.

KillingTime: Wow fingerguns, you’re so beautiful and interesting. The Feds are amazing. I always wanted to be one of you. I think I’ll get active in eRep again as a Fed.

Feds: OKAY DO THAT

FG: You have to spin now. It’s a moral imperative.



That one is too tough for you huh? That’s ok! $500 added to FREE PARKING!!!


KillingTime, we should institute a draft/trade between parties for members. You have 48 hours to write an article to convince the nation.

KT: I always thought fingerbanging was fun… until it happened to me.

FG: You love it. Ok, I can take one last spinner today. Who’s it gonna be??

Shadowber: I WANNA WIN!!!

FG: shadowber, take it easy. Also SPIN THAT WHEEL BABY!



You may regret this. But we won’t! That’s another $500 added to FREE PARKING!!!


shadowber, write an article: Who would you most like to trade places with in eRep and why?

Shadowber: So I have to write an article about who I'd like to trade places with and why?

FG: …


That is enough spinning for one day. If you want to take a turn spinning the wheel, join me on DISCORD in the general Fed room. We’ll have new spinners, new prizes and new challenges every day and FREE PARKING now has $1000 just waiting to be claimed. You do not have to be a Fed to spin the wheel, just a lover of Feds will suffice.




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