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Hi guys,

Its been a while, and I know you were all proud & horny, craving for news from the hottest party in town. So here's the brand new edition of the Fed news.

I hope it would make you even hornier.





THE OLD NEW FED LEADERSHIP


So, unless you missed it, cause ... reasons, another Party President elections have passed.

And yeah, surprise surprise our good old Hale Kane is on a winning spree.



This time, though, he had some serious competitor in the face of WhydoIbotherToo. Both guys made us eat quite a lot of popcorn with a very close primary poll result. But in the end Hale Kane prevailed. I guess the victory is a lot sweeter this way.

But whatever the outcome - GOOD JOB guys, both of you!!!


So with Hale Kane on the top, there come a bunch of other people, helping him out to provide the best guidance for the super horny Feds. As always with Hale we have some inter-mixture of old and new players.

Vice President - Yui MHCP001
Political Director - Orikfricai
Chief of staff - EnterAwesome
Recruitment and Fun - Ace Viper
Political gurus - Mellisa Rose & Dinniyn
Media dude - Feynmann


So, no matter if you are old or a new player you can PM every one of these guys with questions/suggestions or whatever is in your mind, regarding the Fed party.






CONGRESS ELECTION SING UP

As you all know the Congress Elections are almost here. So as always we welcome everyone who wants to join the Fed Congress ranks - old and new players alike.

Speaking from the new player's point of view - being a congress member can really enrich your game experience and allows you to meet a lot of really cool people. So I urge every new player to, at least, try it.


So if you want to be a Fed congress member here's what you do:


- Fill this form (click the pic), BEFORE the end of 05/22/2017





- If you are new and don't have experience with the political aspects of the game PM Hale Kane, or anyone in the Fed leadership, stating your willingness to become a Fed congress member.








NO FED LEFT BEHIND


To finish my article I want to remind you that the NO FED LEFT BEHIND program is still running at full speed. We get more and more new members every day.


If someone is still unaware of it, here's a quick description:

- The Fed party will provide a daily pack of cool stuff - Food and, depending on your preferences, Q7 tanks or Air weapons, to everyone who has enrolled in the program.

There are only 2 requirements:

- Be a Proud & Horny Fed

- Fill the form (click the pic below) every day, you are in need of a supply





YES, it is as simple as that.


If you have any questions regarding the program, do not hesitate to PM any member of the Fed leadership or join the Fed Forum and ask around.








That's for today guys

So until the next time you are hit with Fed news try to remember

Other than being Proud & Horny

ALWAYS BE GOOD TO EACH OTHER!!!


CHEERS!!!





PS: Yeah, I know, such a waste of beer ...