[eUK] Woldy For Absolute Monarch!
Addaway
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I KNEW IT.
So it seems inevitable now that the meta-congress is going to commit seppuku over the next couple of days, and set fire to the statue book WHICH I SO LOVINGLY WROTE AND FORMATTED (srsly guys wtf).
Some people seem to want a return to democracy, which I am opposed to on three grounds:
1. F&ck the cost of starting one
2. F&ck Congress having access to the CS buttons
3. We have a better alternative.
You can probably tell what the alternative is.
My proposal is we burn the entirety of the statute book, go exclusively by game mechanics and maintain the dictatorship, crowning Woldy as absolute monarch.
Here's why its a good idea:
1. No Congress members paying themselves money for voting
2. No Congress members letting in serbian PTOers (omg who would do that???)
4. Woldy is the best eUKer and has the most common sense. He can appoint the best dudes and we can have a nice, stable government that can actually achieve what it wants. If it turns out to be shit then the eUK can just remove him down the line.
5. Lot's of ace material for Ministry of Glorious Praise articles.
Do I have you convinced?
Good.
SIGN MAH PETITION GUYZ
Congress members 4 Wolds:
Addaway
Aaron
Cits for Wolds:
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Addaway what about me would I sign f&cking your pettition 🙂 😃
why the f&ck are you still in serbia
@Addaway I"ll comeback to UK soon Addaway,I"ve really missed you really f&cking missed you.
I support this motion as a congressman and MoFA of the UK
you're fired
I support this as a congressman 😛
All hail Woldy the eternal Dictator of eUK
I am supporting this petition.
Whilst there is no doubt Woldy is capable, would he want to do it month after month?
Plus if you are then establishing circumstances where both Congress and CP elections are effectively being ignored then very soon there would be a revolution anyway.
needs more lulzy dictator candidate
Does Woldy want to do this though?
#bringbackfreegigi
Nah dude, Astrid4dick
I'm kinda unsure about a return to full democracy, but yh man it's a definite no if the 1 mil is coming from the government.
This isn't an alternative. It's more of the same, and the same isn't going to work.
you paying for it then?
Ye he can use the money he stole
It's pretty different really. The CP runs the government with their own cabinet, dunno if you had noticed. What's Ads is saying is the Dictootums should do it.
Supported!
Only CS I see is Popovic - and he's no PTOer. He's one of the good guys. Let him in.
you do remember we nearly got PTOed ya?
I am not PTOer not ever supported PTOing and would never support PTO or MTO.
Like Madelina said I am good guy,always was,always will be.
Agreed - Aleks is not a threat to eUK security. We are better with him on team than without him.
No
but did u know
woldy called me a pig
Pig
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As long as Woldy is willing to continue his outstanding service to eUK - I back this motion.
Woldy has a proven track record for longevity and always doing the right things - I would trust him over 95% of Congress!