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One takes 5 years to lose the other takes 6.

Dude, you need to come back and do a eJoke day... eUK requires it!

The old lady in the second row has removed her helmet in the left hand image.

Horice 🔍

One is a left wing political party seeking to represent the best interests of their constituents, while the other is a bunch of oppressive thugs seeking to quiet anyone who disagrees with them through violent and hateful rhetoric.

Didn't read the article again, just guessed that the question this time would be "What's the difference between the People's Communist Party and the Pirate Cat Party?".

But wait a minute... Pirate Cat Party isn't left wing. We transcend left/right politics for letting you be whatever you want, which is why cats, gay unicorn men, psychopaths and even women (shock, horror!) are welcome.

Become a Pirate Cat today! Break the traditional political spectrum! Be who you want to be! \o/

tbf, the women are only here to make the place look and smell nice.

I thought that was why we brought Roachford in, for colour and to do the ironing... 😉

I thought he was making the sandwiches?

All these new members... we need to sort out the housework rota!

I'll put in as much effort into my tasks as you guys do into your banter

they gonna be top notch sandwiches then...

oh, my bad, I assumed banter just comes naturally to you guys as it does for me.

You are bestPCP now Roachford, being awesome requires no effort.

I can tell right away that you are bantering more freely, more naturally now you have taken the UKRP shackles off.

It's a beautiful sight.

Suck up all you want, I'm still not doing any chores.

Yeah the Nazi's did improve the life of regular Germans, for a short time. Then in typical German fashion, they took their efficiency too far. While it's also common knowledge that, and I quote 'Labour is now the party of bigots and thugs, where Jew haters are cheered and the BBC’s political editor has to have her own personal security protection simply to attend.'

You are defo in the top 3 atm.

Honoured to be the winner of the previous round, I would just like to point out that it wasn't about the taking part, it's all about the money. Making an effort to actually answer the questions, it was rewarding to spit in the face of the millennials who win everything just by taking part; even if it required the assistance of luck.

Of course, my position of not thinking Wayne is the most awful eUKer probably means I'm already considered his multi-bitch.

Now... Entry for this round...

One image shows hardly any support, even after adding a quick egress lane, hot drinks, toilets, etc.
The other image shows no such frivolities, yet many more supporters.

The Left are typically low energy, low testosterone beta male cucks, this is why Communism has always been defeated.

One is a rally of insane men hellbent on conquering their neighbours and destroying the jews.

The other is some guys in helmets idk

acoustics is the answer! pretty sure the guys at the back in the image on the right couldn't hear shit...

idk man, Hitler was a very shouty guy

The picture on the right is in black and white.

Also, I can see my grandad in the black and white one!

I didn't think they allowed blacks in the Nazi party?

My granddad could pull off a pretty convincing white face. I'm not proud that he did the white face, it's a p racist thing to do, but overall he was a p chill dude.

We all have to do things we don't like at some point in our lives Roachford, I mean every year I have to go to Lithuania and attempt to blend in while wearing 21st century attire.

You could at least enjoy goo food if you just weren't so used to beans on toast.

The women, the beer and your countries strange love of Donald Trump is all I require to get me through that 2 week period!

Do Lithuanians actually like Trump? What little acquaintances I have left don't seem to mention him at all

I am black from the waist down, meaning that my legs are chained...

Maybe it's just Klapedia, but I highly doubt you would make a paper mache head of Donald Trump and have him open up the Sea Festival, if the consensus wasn't a general like for the bloke.. From what I gather the Sea Festival is a p big deal in Lithuania so maybe it's widespread. Either way, my respect for your people sky rocketed.

Oh, that. Nah, that doesn't mean people like him in general. If anything, I think making a paper mache of someone is probably closer to a parody of some sorts and would imply the consensus is that people don't respect and/or take him seriously. It's just that Lithuanians don't seem to have that many people who are crazy about politics and would start throwing tantrums in public whenever they see a politician they don't like. But most likely though, most people in the crowd were just neutral towards Trump. At least that's my guess but like I said, I don't really have that many Lithuanians in my social circle anymore and am not entirely up to date on general views anymore.

you wont see charlie chaplin in a film about the prick on the left

is it because Charlie Chaplin is dead?

Easy one,
The Mustache !

People in the right picture are better dressed than the people in the left picture.

That's what happens when you let Hugo Boss dress you...

I reckon that's half the reason why they are despised so much. I mean, if we look at pure numbers, I assume the Germans killed more Ruskies then Jews, it's just that they looked flash while doing it.

The one on the left is a My Little Pony convention with all its garish colours, while the one on the right is obviously a Star Wars convention where lots of people unfortunately all decided to cosplay as Darth Vader.

Or the one on the left is on the left, while the one on the right is on the right.

Do I win £5? 🙂

Well Nazi is National Socialist so technically both are on the Left.

r u dumb lol

Both Totalitarian regimes
Both controlled all aspects of the state for the 'good' of the state
Both killed numerous amounts of their own people
The only real difference was profit. German business owners shared the proceeds, where as in Russia it was the party elites.

To qoute the main man himself: “The NSDAP takes national resolve from the camp of bourgeois tradition, and it takes living, creative Socialism from the materialism of Marxist dogma.”

Hitler was a Leftie, no matter how much you hate it. You just need to look at him to see it.

The best German Historian in Britain can tell you that that is not true. Frank McDonough has disproven the lies that fascism and communism are close in anyway. But what does he know? He’s just written several books on fascism...

Hitler connected with the working man.

Utterly banal and intellectually dishonest. Clearly someone has never never heard of Godwin's law.

Trying to compare a democratic party in a 21st century with a bullying mass murderer who caused the death of millions of people and manipulated his people by lies, violence, fear and promoting extermination of people based on race, religion, disability and sexuality.. this is beyond ridiculous.

The man in the High Castle is not a Utopian fantasy

I can't tell if you are referencing Hitler or Stalin...

Communism is bad and you should feel bad for trying to whitewash the crimes of the 'Left'.

In an ideal world, people would be punching your face in as well as those who are actual Nazis. Your side does not have the moral high ground.

The excesses of Stalin were nothing to do with communism if you can't tell the difference with a philosophy that seeks to liberate people from the shackles of capitalism and Fascists who wanted to take the world over and impose their own warped concepts of racial superiority then you have a very warped and unreasonable view. Stalin killed communists just look at the original Bolsheviks and how many were killed by him. Churchill realised the difference which is why the UK were allied with the USSR during WW2

#NotRealCommunism

Churchill had no option but to ally with Russia during the second world war. Have you never heard of the plans to continue the war to push Russia back? The only reason they pulled back was due to lack of manpower and it would have resulted in even more destruction of Europe. Unfortunately, they had little option but to condemn half of Europe to 50 years of terror and misery,.

It's common knowledge to those who look at things subjectively to see how it's rather easy for Commies to eat their own. Every #NotRealCommunism regime that has ever existed has ended up purging themselves... Genocide is written in to Commie doctrine. Instead of wanting a certain race exterminated, you guys wish an entire class of people to be exterminated. Both are things that you are born in to without any control.

To me, both ideologies are abhorrent.

go hell scumbags!

it's a meme

I feckin voted Corbo

One on the left is a class traitor.

maby one is an Military assembly and the seconde pic is Politically assembly?

one is people who believe that people can be better off with a little intervention and that people are inherently good.

The other is black and white and has people who believe that they are superior because they were born in a country and believe in a religion.

Socialism and national socialism differ.

Socialism about the people working to help one another from the bottom up. The other is about the people working together to help the state and no one but the state. Hence, you r dumb lol