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You may have been wondering to yourself, “Where the hell is Derphoof?! Why haven’t I seen his cabinet?!”

Well, inquisitive citizen, I had a couple of snafus with my cabinet choices, resulting in a delay. I also had RL stuff to attend to, resulting in me not wanting to publish 1am articles. Yet, here I am! So, while this was supposed to be two articles, I’ll condense it into one.

Here’s my Cabinet:

VP: Gnilraps
CoS: Tyler Bubblar
SoS: Yui
So😨 Orikfricai and Kalos Hoenn
DoCA: Cthulu
Media: Paul (MF’ing) Proteus

Here’s a short breakdown:

Gnil is an all around excellent player, and will help me with my plans to work with MU’s to strengthen them and coordinate on the battlefield. Tyler can whip people into shape. Yui does WERK and will execute the office and coordinate very well with other nations. Orik is going to be overseeing the Defense, and has the experience as a former CP, while Kalos will be running the DoD Orders daily. We’ll all chip in to make sure Defense runs smoothly and effectively. Cthulu is doling out those resources and making sure programs run smoothly, while having the cash they need. Paul is a GOD-TIER writer and does good work.

And if they don’t do their jobs, they’ll be fired 🙂





So, what else does Derphoof have in store?

Well, I thought about bringing the whole eNPR thing back… But I highly doubt people would tune in. Most of the time, it ended up as a fun group chat anyways.

So, going off of the group chat train of thought, I’ve decided to create Fireside Game Night on the eNPR Platform. This is where you can join in to play a multi-player game each week with your president and fellow citizens. Games will likely include the Jackbox Party games, and “Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes”, the group bomb refusal game.

With this event, you’ll be able to have a fun time and talk about eRepublik and anything you want, with unfettered access to the president! Or you can just hop online and tune-in to watch the fun on Beam! Much more fun than listening to a stream, either way.

I hope to see you play every week!





On another note, I have another program to announce.

I’m currently developing a “Military Bingo” with my Vice President, Gnilraps.

While it is a work in progress, users will have a bingo board generated for them that lists various regions, countries, or priority battles on it. The goal is to then get as many kills as it states in that battles to get that space filled in. If you get “BINGO”, then you win a prize!

This will incentivize our citizens not only engage in our battles, where they typically fight for our primos, or for CO’s and medals, but also the battles of our allies, to ensure their victory on the battlefield.

I look forward to having out this idea further, and implementing it over the course of my term!





I’d like to take this time to thank the parties that have endorsed me thus far, the United States Workers Party, and the Federalist Party! I am extremely thankful for their support in my campaign, and for the voters who supported me in the primaries.

I look forward to earning your vote, and the votes of the whole nation on Feb. 5th.

Come out, show your support, and vote for Derphoof on Sunday!