[Derp] Horse PotUS: Season 2

Day 3,388, 11:27 • Published in USA USA • by Derphoof


Airing only on eRepublik, March 6th, at 00:00, it's HORSE PotUS!

Renewed for a second season, Horse PotUS is looking to expand on what has been a successful first season. With inroads being made with [REDACTED] and [REDACTED], who will be the first to receive a rose MPP?? And what's that?? Behind the scenes drama with [REDACTED]?? Possible war?!

In Season One, Derpy teamed up with Yui and scored a sweet constitutional amendment. Going into Season Two, amendments are all the rage, with that success! Will one be passed?? Can Derpy get along with the new Speaker?! Will they have a fist fight on the floor of the Senate?!

In Season One, the Palace was rife with intrigue. Derpy was lately found having a sweet affair with Wild Owl under the Resoulate Desk! Will their love remain intact?? Will fingerguns, powered by slut juice, rip Derphoof from WO's wings?? Will Yui use anime powers to seduce him??

All this and more in HORSE POTUS, Season Two!



So, here’s the main gist of prospective term two:

We have the Dictatorship changes to worry about. Being in the executive, I would lend my opinion to Congress. My opinion is this: Screw the Dictatorship. We can live without it, and I propose we do so.

Taxes? Meh. They could be raised to 2%, or they could be kept where they are. I don’t really care. Just don’t royally screw over MU’s and people who run a lot of companies.

Foreign Relations: We’ve made inroads with several nations, as I alluded to in the first part of this article. The goal is to have new MPP’s signed in the next month, perhaps even before then. Unfortunately, our plans for war got majorly borked at the last second, which was a major bummer, but I still aim to please.

That red fight button yearns for your sweet clicks, and I want you to pound it all night long until your mouse breaks.

So, if you hate the dictatorship, like a bit of new direction and some action, I’m your man… horse… thing. Idk.

Vote for Derphoof.