[CP] Supplies/Compensation Packages
CptChazbeard
Our occupation will either have benefited some in terms of production or hampered you. This depends on the location, type of and way you run your companies. (If you merely WAM in Finnish occupied territory you'll be suffering a wee bit atm.)
Not only this but we have many fights ahead of us and to ease the burden a little bit for our fighters and producers I'm offering the following compensation packages to eUK citizens.
Level 30 and Up – 1000 Q5 Food + 100 Q7 Weapons
Level 25 – 29 – 500 Q5 Food + 50 Q7 Weapons
Level 20 – 24 – 150 Q5 Food + 15 Q7 Weapons (sorry kiddos, get a lot of multies lingering at this stage.)
Simply post some anti-American propaganda* in the comments section and I'll send you supplies when I can be arsed.
(*For teh bantz and to bring some entertainment to a very boring campaign)
Comments
http://c7.nrostatic.com/sites/default/files/uploaded/donald-trump-bankruptcy-lies-r.jpg
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Even Valve think the Americans can't comprehend proper English:
https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3705/10801898425_fd9dd47fea.jpg
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Americans killed Harambe
#DOFH
🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆
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What happens when the Muricans hit the Pennines and realise there are no escalators?
http://image.prntscr.com/image/61941fa7c01b4405b8d06f265964f23d.png
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I got no beef with our American cousins as long as they stay S.E.E.S free.
Let's all laugh at Trumpton, o7.
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Anti-American propaganda is not a right way to get out of this situation Chaz.
For the bantz
While only spiting we will not be free. Instead of fight we write articles "per kg." ... you give out alms ... and one of the people who are responsible for this situation wants to become president. This is very funny 😃
I have never had a Wendy's and I'm mad as hell
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I have no problem with the yanks apart from their language and the lack of pavements. For instance, I positively adore the country their ancestors acquired with theft, bribery, treachery or genocide.
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Thankee, sir. o7
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyzzbwyUa61qzwala.jpg
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Will there be any action about Yorkshire & Humberside???
At some point probably by someone
I've always found the Americans a pleasant bunch tbh.
Nutter
Tell Reginald we need DO's in ESF though
Free yorkshire!
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They drive on the wrong bloody side of the road!
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Live near Norwich,it makes me sad to see it under Yank occupation
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Yanks out!
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Thanks for the offer, my q7w production is suffering but no need for compensation right now. Ei kiitos 😛
Anti-eUS propaganda may not immediately lead to liberation of our occupied territories - but it *does* make us feel better....
The US occupation of eUK achieves little for the US - yet just antagonises and solidifies resistance from the EU-centric allies.
THe US *will* regret this univited incursion of eUK Sovereign territory!
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I once met an American.
He was a bit annoying.
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Americans are Fat
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Can't say no to a bit of compo to help kick the yanks out
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I love it when you do this kind of stuff Chaz, gives me a chance to spam your inbox
incoming in:
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Most of them are just pretending to be canadian for the bump in coolness
when 'muricans sweat it smells like cheeseburgers and crack babies.
They're just all wankers, stupid wannabe used to be Brits with the morals of an old ugly toad (Trump without make up).
Also; they're all overweight and stink of fried onions.
Probably because they OCD'd on overly processed cheeseburgers and worse junk.
No wonder they need so much help to occupy us, stupid wankers can barely lift their arms, let alone lift a gun.
Enough for ya? 🙂
(also; hidden plea to get 30+ supplies 😃
Savage