[CP][for real, NOT] Ready to lead!

Day 1,260, 00:34 • Published in Canada Romania • by kolce

It time to give eCanada a chanse in this eword, so i annunce my candidacy for CP.

Before you laught let me explain you why i should be CP and also let me reveal my plans for eCanada.

1. Because i'm not born in eCanada, i really dont know its history, i dont wanna know it, i look only in the future, so i can repeat the mistakes done in the past, and still have an excuse.

2. I'm a people man, so i'll add as friends all the eCanadians.

3. It's hard for me to write(speak) in english, so i'll change the official language from english, in romanian, so you all will have the opportunity to learn a new language.(i accept students on romanian language class).

4. We need stability, so after this elections, we will extend the CP mandate to a year. Meanwhile you will be able to learn romanian, and then we can debate if we should have new elections.

5. If we suspend the elections, we dont need political parties, so i expect that parties members to give an example and show in my romanian language classes.

6. Now about are military plans. From my point of view, eCanada is a peacefull country, so, first off all we will disband all the military units, and as a measure of precaution we will put banners, signs at every borders with the mesage " NO WARS ALLOWED, GO HOME TO YOUR WIVES, or we will go". I guess(hope) they will go!

7. For amusement, and to celebrate the past glory of are army, we will have weekly tournaments in which we will consume ours hunger for glory.

8. In summer we will have weekly meetings in Romania, so you all are invited. I'll show you the most beautiful country in the real wor😛P, but verry bad led by ours politicians.

9. [leak of ideas]

10. I always will accept regular donations from all ecanadian people. I really want to get rich.

11. To show their gratitude all ecanadian will wear an avatar containing " kolce". In this way i'll feel loved and appreciated by my people.

12. Since i'm from Romania, i'm online when you sleep, so i'll look over eCanada. You can tell my " The Night Angel".


I expect for you to donate money for my candidacy. First donor will received a personalized message from me!

We will make "me" rich! Please support my candidacy!😛

Please vote, but dont subscribe,i can't afford a delivery boy