[CHARTICLE] Top Ten Reasons I left
Day 5,168, 16:40
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by Chutley
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TOP 10 REASONS I LEFT
Here are reasons I left.
1. Didn't know anything
I don’t know, dude. I guess because there was nothing on here to do anymore? Like, I have literally no idea about any of this. I know I should push a mouse button on like another button and then colors happen and I win something I don't care about.
2. Formatting is a bitch
Can’t do it, won’t do it. Too much work. Too many things to bold. Crap...I did it. Now I'm a hypocrite. Damnit.
3. No arch nemesis
Does Ajay Bruno still live here? He was my arch nemesis and he was terrible. It was a good time antagonizing him because he was mean and judgmental to other people. Worse than that, he was completely and utterly unfunny. My dislike of him kept me going for a bit.
4. The dude who faked his death
For me, that was the worst thing that ever happened on e-Rep. George something-or-other…oh…Griffin!!! George Griffin was a person who one day logged on saying he was George’s brother and George had died, which resulted in a whole lot of sad messages and eulogies. But, and I will go to my own grave believing this, that dude is still alive chuckling about the time he got attention from a lot of Turkish people.
5. I got news from here?
Yes, I got news from here. This is crazy, but true - I learned that Osama Bin Laden had been killed because someone posted about it on e-Republik. I’m pretty sure that was a low point for me and I can now never, ever, ever, answer the question, “hey - what were you doing when you found out Osama had been captured?” No one will ask that - I understand that - but it’s horrifying just to imagine.
6. A few people on here got “married”.
I mean, what the absolute fack? I don’t have anything to say about that except, COME ON!!! What are we doing?
7. A guy with an avatar threatened my life
I won’t say his name because I’m worried he’ll appear like Beetlejuice but instead of being jolly and Michael Keaton; be himself and kill me. His name was [redacted]. (This is not an entirely true story, btw).
Rant time: Do you know his name is spelled Betelgeuse? Like, HE SPELLS IT THAT WAY in the movie. I don’t think “Beetlejuice” is used ever except in the title. Why did they do it that way? I’ll tell you why. They thought people are idiots and would pronounce the name of the movie wrong and they’re right. They’re absolutely right. People today would be walking around being like, “I love the movie bottle goose” and the other person would be like, “yeah me too!” (which is incorrect grammar).
8. Skip to 9
9. Ran out of ideas
Reference #8.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON I LEFT
10. Forgot my password.
Forgot my password.
Next Article: Why I returned
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Lovingly,
(Work in progress)
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TOP 10 REASONS I LEFT
Here are reasons I left.
1. Didn't know anything
I don’t know, dude. I guess because there was nothing on here to do anymore? Like, I have literally no idea about any of this. I know I should push a mouse button on like another button and then colors happen and I win something I don't care about.
2. Formatting is a bitch
Can’t do it, won’t do it. Too much work. Too many things to bold. Crap...I did it. Now I'm a hypocrite. Damnit.
3. No arch nemesis
Does Ajay Bruno still live here? He was my arch nemesis and he was terrible. It was a good time antagonizing him because he was mean and judgmental to other people. Worse than that, he was completely and utterly unfunny. My dislike of him kept me going for a bit.
4. The dude who faked his death
For me, that was the worst thing that ever happened on e-Rep. George something-or-other…oh…Griffin!!! George Griffin was a person who one day logged on saying he was George’s brother and George had died, which resulted in a whole lot of sad messages and eulogies. But, and I will go to my own grave believing this, that dude is still alive chuckling about the time he got attention from a lot of Turkish people.
5. I got news from here?
Yes, I got news from here. This is crazy, but true - I learned that Osama Bin Laden had been killed because someone posted about it on e-Republik. I’m pretty sure that was a low point for me and I can now never, ever, ever, answer the question, “hey - what were you doing when you found out Osama had been captured?” No one will ask that - I understand that - but it’s horrifying just to imagine.
6. A few people on here got “married”.
I mean, what the absolute fack? I don’t have anything to say about that except, COME ON!!! What are we doing?
7. A guy with an avatar threatened my life
I won’t say his name because I’m worried he’ll appear like Beetlejuice but instead of being jolly and Michael Keaton; be himself and kill me. His name was [redacted]. (This is not an entirely true story, btw).
Rant time: Do you know his name is spelled Betelgeuse? Like, HE SPELLS IT THAT WAY in the movie. I don’t think “Beetlejuice” is used ever except in the title. Why did they do it that way? I’ll tell you why. They thought people are idiots and would pronounce the name of the movie wrong and they’re right. They’re absolutely right. People today would be walking around being like, “I love the movie bottle goose” and the other person would be like, “yeah me too!” (which is incorrect grammar).
8. Skip to 9
9. Ran out of ideas
Reference #8.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON I LEFT
10. Forgot my password.
Forgot my password.
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Quaint Essay into the void.
So easy even a Chutley can do it!
That's the tagline!
you're a monster!
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
Yeah, right. And Grizzly Adams had a beard.
There's lots to learn if you're so inclined. I've spent the last 3 months in the deep end of the war module pool. Still learning things.
A lot of shit goes on in the deep end
I followed Ajay's disaster of a life for the last ten years after eRepublic:
Ajay Bruno was a 2014 Republican candidate who sought election to the U.S. House to represent the 1st Congressional District of South Carolina.
Bruno failed to file prior to the filing deadline.
Bruno is a conservative radio host.
He worked on Michele Bachmann's campaign in 2012 and Senator Brownback's 2008 presidential campaign.
He was also deputy field director for Steve Lonegan's gubernatorial campaign.
You just provided the resume of the antichrist. I need to know more.
Just google him. You can even listen to his batshit crazy radio show, which seems to have stopped a year ago. I think he was trying to use his eRepublik skills to PTO the Republican party...
Things change a lot over the years but there always seems to be a segment of unsavoury characters about like the ones you mentioned. I suppose it reflects the real world in a way
Is there a segment of savory characters?
Quite the selection of very well seasoned ones in fact
hmm
Indeed.
Number 7.
The guy with the cat, well it was a dog in a wagon Avatar.
His Media Image was a cat.
The good news, he is dead.
The bad news, he has risen and impersonates the living amongst the few of us.
But that would be "trite" of me to name him.
He still wants to kill you.
Probably me too.
In the end we are all dead.
Or so I am told.
I want this to be in the fantasy genre and not non-fiction.
I stared into its eyes. Inscrutable. Unfathomable. There. But not. Like a single plop! of a small stone into a still, deep pool.
I recognize a shit reference when I see one
This is why I never remove dead people, they often return to haunt us, thank goodness. Thank you.
Boo!
will you be my erepublik spouse?
What's the dowry?
does e-married mean e-sex ?
some people need to leave their house occasionally
I call it pen-E-tration
Wow. Those are ALL better reasons than mine - either time.
What does it all mean?
Not the article, eRep.
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Ajay lives on another game sorta like this one. Same d-bag over there too.
Thought he was against immigration
You seem interesting
This article made me ask myself a deep question.
But what about number 8?
That's my dirty little secret
Chutney us back AGAIN? I've gotten eMarried. RL engaged. I'm glad most of my eNemesises are gone. Hope they never return.