{Aust CP} Update Day 3,318

Day 3,318, 06:23 Published in Australia Australia by Aus Prime Minister Office



G’Day eAustralia,

Just a quick update on the events happening in eAustralia. There is somethings that I can not discuss due to security, but rest assured your government is working for you.

MPP’s

Yosemite Sam01 has been hard working new MPPs out and getting us close to some new nations as well as old foes. These have all been privately paid for and will be working in our favour in the long term.


TW’s

Your government has arranged 2 TW’s with friendly nations. This includes NZ and also Poland.

NZ has just NE’ed us and will soon start to attack our regions. We will loose the DW’s here and continue the TW with them.

Poland will AS us for their TW. This will be a standard TW will taxes paid and money given to us. Poland will win the DW’s and we will RW regions back.

Peru

Think about when your mother in law comes around for some curry, she then goes to use your toilet and takes a big dump… that smell that lingers for weeks after she has left…. Well you get the picture. After EBM lied and then back stabbed/renegged on the planned deal, well, Peru is second fiddle to us. We can survive with them here, since they are too p@33 weak to fight anyone their size, we know they will hang around.

Your government had arranged a nice ending to their hostile actions, but Peru being the country they are (like they always do…) decided to screw Australia and go back on their word (yes, I know in Australia a man keeps his word… but I guess EBM is not a man….). So for now, just ignore that smell that reminds you of your mother in law blessing your toilet bowl.


Well this is short and sweet. I hope everyone is having a good December period and I will keep people updated as time goes on.

If anyone has any questions, please feel free to ask them. I will try and answer them as best as I can.

Drops: Also if anyone is need of food or weapons, please send me a PM and I will drop some your way.


On behalf of your cabinet.

CP: Rusty D
Prime Minister: Icetek
MoFA: Yosemite Sam01
MoF: Elite C
Mo😨 AussieCRO
MoEE: FreeGigi