{Aust CP} Update Day 3,318
Aus Prime Minister Office
G’Day eAustralia,
Just a quick update on the events happening in eAustralia. There is somethings that I can not discuss due to security, but rest assured your government is working for you.
Yosemite Sam01 has been hard working new MPPs out and getting us close to some new nations as well as old foes. These have all been privately paid for and will be working in our favour in the long term.
Your government has arranged 2 TW’s with friendly nations. This includes NZ and also Poland.
NZ has just NE’ed us and will soon start to attack our regions. We will loose the DW’s here and continue the TW with them.
Poland will AS us for their TW. This will be a standard TW will taxes paid and money given to us. Poland will win the DW’s and we will RW regions back.
Think about when your mother in law comes around for some curry, she then goes to use your toilet and takes a big dump… that smell that lingers for weeks after she has left…. Well you get the picture. After EBM lied and then back stabbed/renegged on the planned deal, well, Peru is second fiddle to us. We can survive with them here, since they are too p@33 weak to fight anyone their size, we know they will hang around.
Your government had arranged a nice ending to their hostile actions, but Peru being the country they are (like they always do…) decided to screw Australia and go back on their word (yes, I know in Australia a man keeps his word… but I guess EBM is not a man….). So for now, just ignore that smell that reminds you of your mother in law blessing your toilet bowl.
Well this is short and sweet. I hope everyone is having a good December period and I will keep people updated as time goes on.
If anyone has any questions, please feel free to ask them. I will try and answer them as best as I can.
Drops: Also if anyone is need of food or weapons, please send me a PM and I will drop some your way.
On behalf of your cabinet.
CP: Rusty D
Prime Minister: Icetek
MoFA: Yosemite Sam01
MoF: Elite C
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MoEE: FreeGigi
Comments
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2 TWs impressive!
even better, 2 TW's and a very bad Peruvian smell 😛
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I wanted a TW with australia in peruvian regions. But what does it changed? An australia ruled by foreign persons: some months ago was don croata, nowadays is yosemite.
So, while australia will be ruled by foreigners who play for their own agenda for their own countries...no deal.
With an Australia ruled only by australians, all as you wish.
Kisses
Arrlo shouldn't have play for Croatia
Bogi shouldn't have play for Serbia
Wild Owl shouldn't play for USA
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Sorry, who is in the CP chair... Yep an Aussie. You don't know shit about Australia, instead you come up with feeble excuses for your back stabbing and deal breaking. Don never ruled Australia, Sam is not ruling Australia now. The only difference between those people and you are they follow through on their word. Unlike some who lie and cheat.
And look at your past, you play roles in different countries, does that mean Peru rules them? Your argument is invalid, but your betrayal has been going for years
Completely crap what you´re saying EBM and also lying.
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\o have fun
Where is our vCP? Why he is so quiet? He is corrupt politician! We send you a man and now he is gone. Impeach and then impeach again!
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He died in an ''accident''. Sources say he was assassinated by an influential politicial tricking him.
i think he has found out its easier to troll than do 🙂
falto solo escribir que chile viene detras de NZ...... la jugada se ve de lejos .......esos peruchos ingenuos.
Peru calling someone else naughty... isnt that the pot calling the kettle black?
I knew the bad smell will come soon
krusty the clown????